FittedKitchens - new member found - thanks, all

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Please forgive our blatant disregard for the ASM (Alliance Seeking Member) thread, but in our hubris, we felt this news deserved its own topic.

FittedKitchens, a consistently hilarious and competitive top-five alliance, needs to replace a member.

I think it's safe to say that we have a very friendly membership, but we are by no means casual. We came within a few hundred points of taking the Unholy Outlaw tournament, and now that there are spoils for second place, we will be pushing hard for those rewards. Regardless, we consistently finish in the top five of both PvP and PvE events. We expect members at the very least to exceed 900 in PvP events, and to place in the top tiers of PvE events. Many of us have families, so we understand the occasional need to miss an event due to vacations, holidays, etc., but we expect that if a member participates in an event, they should participate fully. We will accept Steam players, but any Steam player must also use our smartphone alliance chat.

If you are interested in joining, please either post in this thread or send me (wathombe) a PM through the forum. We most likely will not make a decision until Wednesday afternoon (Stateside), but we reserve the right to end our search prematurely if we find a good candidate to add for the closing hours of Army of One.

If any neutral observers would like to sing our praises in this thread, feel free. In the unthinkable eventuality that a neutral observer would like to criticize us in this thread, they should feel free also, although expect to feel the scorn of the greater MPQ community, who generally love us dearly.

Don't forget that we're hilarious.

Unknown

This is the most accurate thread in the entire forum.

Bacon Pants

Does your new member get a quote on a fitted kitchen? If not, I call shenanigans.

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Bacon Pants wrote:

Does your new member get a quote on a fitted kitchen? If not, I call shenanigans.

No, but we might give him or her Junior Intergalactic Space Vessel.

HailMary

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite alliance in MPQ.

Unknown

Please take HailMary.

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TheUnwiseOne wrote:

Please take HailMary.

Was his or her post application or adulation? I'm confused, and that's probably not a good sign.

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wathombe wrote:

TheUnwiseOne wrote:

Please take HailMary.

Was his or her post application or adulation? I'm confused, and that's probably not a good sign.

HailMary is a SHE just to clarify. She gets moody when people thinks she's a guy.

Unknown

*g* nice one

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TheUnwiseOne wrote:

wathombe wrote:

TheUnwiseOne wrote:

Please take HailMary.

Was his or her post application or adulation? I'm confused, and that's probably not a good sign.

HailMary is a SHE just to clarify. She gets moody when people thinks she's a guy.

I was pretty sure I had gathered that from posts here and there around the forum, but I'd never interacted with her directly, so I went with "his or her" just to be safe.

Unknown

We are very pleased to welcome Nonce Equitaur to the ranks of FittedKitchens! We await entreaties from all the other mods. Carry on.

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wathombe wrote:

We are very pleased to welcome Nonce Equitaur to the ranks of FittedKitchens! We await entreaties from all the other mods. Carry on.

Just when I wondered why he's the only one mod who never deleted and banned any kitchen spam...

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Emeryt wrote:

wathombe wrote:

We are very pleased to welcome Nonce Equitaur to the ranks of FittedKitchens! We await entreaties from all the other mods. Carry on.

Just when I wondered why he's the only one mod who never deleted and banned any kitchen spam...

I'm guessing neither Puritas nor Pandaberry have ever deleted or banned any kitchen spam, either.

mischiefmaker

Just wanted to say goodbye and good luck to Nonce Equitaur! It was a pleasure having you in our alliance and we wish you all the best with FittedKitchens.