During the last meeting of my roster...
Dormammu
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Nick Fury presides over a long oval table and several spandex-clad individuals attend his words, “Okay, people. I’m happy to announce that Ultron is nothing more than a scrap heap. We’ve got him boxed up and collecting dust in a secret SHIELD warehouse. I doubt he’ll ever be a threat again.”
“What are you talking about?” Hawkeye asks, balancing a boomerang arrow on one finger. “This is like, the fourth time we’ve fought him. He always comes back.”
“Yeah,” Spider-Man agrees, hanging upside-down above the table. “The security at those secret warehouses of yours must be terrible, Nick.”
“Who cares about Ultron,” Carol Danvers interjects, “It’s those sentries of his that concern me.”
“Everyone pipe down,” Fury commands in a commanding tone, “We’ve got bigger problems, right now. It seems Earth is being invaded by a talking Raccoon and a walking tree.”
Kate Bishop tilts her head confusedly, “You mean Rocket and Groot? They showed up months ago and joined the team. Don’t you remember?”
“Yeah, they’re sitting right there,” Cyclops points towards Rocket & Groot.
Groot grunts, “I am Groot.”
“What did he say?” Iceman asks.
“He said he likes the chicks in Madripoor,” Rocket says casually, loading a ridiculously large gun.
Nick double-checks the SHIELD briefing in his hand, “What the *tinykitty*?”
Wolverine lights a cigar, “I think your intel is a bit off on this one, bub.”
Nova leans over and gently reminds Logan, “Um, there’s no smoking in here.”
“What’re you gonna do, squirt?” Wolverine puffs his cigar to life, “Shoot me with your finger?”
Miles makes a teasing sound, “Pew! Pew! Pew!” and then laughs.
“Aren’t the Dark Avengers around somewhere?” Electra flips a sai in her hand, “They always make good punching bags.”
“I don’t know…” Sue Storm sounds pessimistic, “It’s getting a little old fighting a four-hundredth level Juggernaut and Ares when they have a green feeder goon.”
“…that’s still better than three sentries…” Carol grumbles under her breath.
Thor refers to himself in the third person, “The Mighty Thor is pleased we do not have to face any ninjas. Those Hand villains are worse than an entire legion of Hel’s demons!”
Nick Fury looks angry, still examining his intelligence briefing, “This clearly says we’re being invaded by a raccoon and a tree!”
“You know what’s really bad?” Tony Stark points at Thor around his martini glass, “Those symbiotes. Remember when they tried to take over New York?”
“Don’t get me started,” a teenaged Jean Grey rolls her eyes, “I was buffed that week. Our agent had my Telekinesis working overtime. ”
“You should take some time off,” Phil Coulson leans over and makes a suggestion to Jean, “I hear Tahiti is nice.”
“What are you talking about?” Hawkeye asks, balancing a boomerang arrow on one finger. “This is like, the fourth time we’ve fought him. He always comes back.”
“Yeah,” Spider-Man agrees, hanging upside-down above the table. “The security at those secret warehouses of yours must be terrible, Nick.”
“Who cares about Ultron,” Carol Danvers interjects, “It’s those sentries of his that concern me.”
“Everyone pipe down,” Fury commands in a commanding tone, “We’ve got bigger problems, right now. It seems Earth is being invaded by a talking Raccoon and a walking tree.”
Kate Bishop tilts her head confusedly, “You mean Rocket and Groot? They showed up months ago and joined the team. Don’t you remember?”
“Yeah, they’re sitting right there,” Cyclops points towards Rocket & Groot.
Groot grunts, “I am Groot.”
“What did he say?” Iceman asks.
“He said he likes the chicks in Madripoor,” Rocket says casually, loading a ridiculously large gun.
Nick double-checks the SHIELD briefing in his hand, “What the *tinykitty*?”
Wolverine lights a cigar, “I think your intel is a bit off on this one, bub.”
Nova leans over and gently reminds Logan, “Um, there’s no smoking in here.”
“What’re you gonna do, squirt?” Wolverine puffs his cigar to life, “Shoot me with your finger?”
Miles makes a teasing sound, “Pew! Pew! Pew!” and then laughs.
“Aren’t the Dark Avengers around somewhere?” Electra flips a sai in her hand, “They always make good punching bags.”
“I don’t know…” Sue Storm sounds pessimistic, “It’s getting a little old fighting a four-hundredth level Juggernaut and Ares when they have a green feeder goon.”
“…that’s still better than three sentries…” Carol grumbles under her breath.
Thor refers to himself in the third person, “The Mighty Thor is pleased we do not have to face any ninjas. Those Hand villains are worse than an entire legion of Hel’s demons!”
Nick Fury looks angry, still examining his intelligence briefing, “This clearly says we’re being invaded by a raccoon and a tree!”
“You know what’s really bad?” Tony Stark points at Thor around his martini glass, “Those symbiotes. Remember when they tried to take over New York?”
“Don’t get me started,” a teenaged Jean Grey rolls her eyes, “I was buffed that week. Our agent had my Telekinesis working overtime. ”
“You should take some time off,” Phil Coulson leans over and makes a suggestion to Jean, “I hear Tahiti is nice.”
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I need this to be a weekly thing!
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Fantastic !!
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Well done, it's very entertaining to see the game from the characters POV. Please do another sometime.0
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A briefing from the POV of the baddies would also be fun.0
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Must. Read. More.
Create, my fellow forumer, create! Really though, you do a great job at these, keep 'em coming.0 -
Meanwhile in my roster, Medusa and Carnage are getting married and having a million attack tile babies!0
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Yeah my roster is pretty bored and scared nowadays.
5* Thanos: So who's coming with me for these missions?
Nobody volunteers because a 375 Thanos wipes out his own team too.
Thanos: Figures. I'll just randomly pick some level 70's. Or if I'm generous, OML and Rocket and Groot.0 -
I chortled. Take my thumbs-up0
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The last meeting of my roster was abandoned when Venom started singing Creep in the corner as his umpteenth cover was sold without him getting champed.0
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I need to steal this for my next roster meeting and have everyone complaining about getting teamed with Thanos.byc wrote:Yeah my roster is pretty bored and scared nowadays.
5* Thanos: So who's coming with me for these missions?
Nobody volunteers because a 375 Thanos wipes out his own team too.
Thanos: Figures. I'll just randomly pick some level 70's. Or if I'm generous, OML and Rocket and Groot.
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I don't what the heck I just read but thanks
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I'd like to continue, if I may? Sorry if I'm treading on your toes here Big D...
"So according to the rest of you, these exact events have happened... how many times?" asked Fury, perplexion on his face.
"At least five times, probably more," replied Wolverine. "Always the same, too. These guys," he motioned to Rocket and Groot, "interrupt the Juggernaut in Central Park. Then I catch up with them in Madripoor..."
"And then on to Latveria, right?" Stark said. "After Mystique impersonates me and steals Groot's sprig for Doctor Doom."
"Wait a second. Time is repeating as if we're in that Bill Murray film, the same events occurring over and over? This sounds awfully familiar... hang on... STRANGE!" yelled Fury. "Get your mystic **** in here!"
The air shimmered and reality seemed to tear in two as the Master of the Mystic Arts made his entrance. "Dormammu, I've come to bargain- ah, sorry, wrong timeline. So, what seems to be the trouble?"
His amiable air was met with death glares from the assembled heroes.0 -
Dormammu wrote:
I need to steal this for my next roster meeting and have everyone complaining about getting teamed with Thanos.byc wrote:Yeah my roster is pretty bored and scared nowadays.
5* Thanos: So who's coming with me for these missions?
Nobody volunteers because a 375 Thanos wipes out his own team too.
Thanos: Figures. I'll just randomly pick some level 70's. Or if I'm generous, OML and Rocket and Groot.
Thanos: Richards. You can come too since you heal.
Reed Richards: Ummm...about that.
Doctor Doom: Richards doesn't do that anymore.
Thanos: So what do you do now?
Doctor Doom: He's a worst Ms Marvel.
Thanos: Good idea. Ms Marvel, come to Thanos. Make green for Thanos.0
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