Six Dragons?

buscemi
buscemi Posts: 673 Critical Contributor
edited March 2017 in MtGPQ General Discussion
Seriously you guys, what's going on in there? Are you being held hostage by terrorists? Are you trying to tell us something is wrong?

If you can't talk openly, send us a signal by moderating this mildly offensive swearword: Oh, fiddlesticks.
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  • madwren
    madwren Posts: 2,259 Chairperson of the Boards
    Enraged again. How innovative.
  • bk1234
    bk1234 Posts: 2,924 Chairperson of the Boards
    Now I know why no-one answered my questions about objectives. Though in his defense -- @Brigby did try.
  • Sorin81
    Sorin81 Posts: 558 Critical Contributor
    So I don't own Dovin or Sarkahn. What are the objectives for those nodes?
    The colorless node flavor text is misleading.
    Build your best deck? You mean as long as you use energy and vehicles.
  • Nitymp
    Nitymp Posts: 320 Mover and Shaker
    Sorin81 wrote:
    So I don't own Dovin or Sarkahn. What are the objectives for those nodes?
    The colorless node flavor text is misleading.
    Build your best deck? You mean as long as you use energy and vehicles.

    CONVENIENTLY for you, Dovin and Sarkhan are currently available in the vault. Massive coincidence right? icon_cool.gif
  • Sorin81
    Sorin81 Posts: 558 Critical Contributor
    True. But so is Kiora. With just under 1000 crystals I was about to purchase her, then the update dropped.
    I still have just under 1000 crystals. Coincidence?
  • Rough Tonality
    Rough Tonality Posts: 29 Just Dropped In
    This topic is exactly what brought me back to the forums. Like I said to my coalition: "They really don't think these things through."

    "I know! Let's make a Sarkhan-only node. Sarkhan is a dragon dude, so let's make one of the objectives about dragons. Summon, say, six of them."

    Yes, because dragons are super-cheap to cast. And even the card that says "on 8 or more red gems, *summon* a 5/5 dragon" (hey, a low-mana solution!) doesn't help.

    And, yes, I know why that feature doesn't count towards the summon goal. I was hopeful, nonetheless.

    Seriously, what are y'all thinking, if anything?
  • Kevinanth
    Kevinanth Posts: 50
    What's wrong with this objective:
    1- Summon six high mana cost dragons in an enraged match is just stupid
    2- Sarkahns ability that says "summon one dragon" doesn't count for the objective because lazy coding
    3- There are only 7 cards that summon dragons in the game: (a) one of them does 6 damage to all opposing creatures, so that'll ruin your "kill three or less" objective; (b) one of them, Dragonmaster, doesn't count towards the objective when he makes dragons because...lazy coding, (c) one of them has defender...see (a); and all of them except one cost more than 15 mana...see above re enraged.

    It's like you guys try to make these objectives stupid on purpose.
  • DuskPaladin
    DuskPaladin Posts: 123 Tile Toppler
    What's next? Win with 1 HP or less for Ob? Reduce a Creature's power to -20 with Jace? Clog the whole board with supports for Tezz?
  • Schlemoc
    Schlemoc Posts: 46 Just Dropped In
    His second ability doesnt count either. Therefore you have to be real creative or have specific cards. Either way i am seriously losing my enjoyment in this game.
  • Nitymp
    Nitymp Posts: 320 Mover and Shaker
    .

    Seriously, what are y'all thinking, if anything?

    Mo' money! (Having to buy Sarkhan first, finding out you have no dragons then buying boosters to get dragons)

    Definitely not thinking about the health of the game, that's for sure.
  • Oaklanbash
    Oaklanbash Posts: 46 Just Dropped In
    I managed to get six dragons the first time against a black control deck icon_e_smile.gif
  • madwren
    madwren Posts: 2,259 Chairperson of the Boards
    They can say it's about increasing the level of challenge, but it has always been about encouraging you to buy cards to complete said objectives.

    I just don't know why everything has to be enraged these days.
  • Rough Tonality
    Rough Tonality Posts: 29 Just Dropped In
    Nitymp wrote:
    .

    Seriously, what are y'all thinking, if anything?

    Mo' money! (Having to buy Sarkhan first, finding out you have no dragons then buying boosters to get dragons)

    Definitely not thinking about the health of the game, that's for sure.

    Hahahaha. True. More of the same short-term, short-sighted stupidity that's been plaguing the game lately.
  • Nitymp
    Nitymp Posts: 320 Mover and Shaker
    madwren wrote:
    .

    I just don't know why everything has to be enraged these days.


    To match our feelings?
  • aenigmaeffect
    aenigmaeffect Posts: 55 Match Maker
    Kevinanth wrote:
    What's wrong with this objective:
    1- Summon six high mana cost dragons in an enraged match is just stupid
    2- Sarkahns ability that says "summon one dragon" doesn't count for the objective because lazy coding
    3- There are only 7 cards that summon dragons in the game: (a) one of them does 6 damage to all opposing creatures, so that'll ruin your "kill three or less" objective; (b) one of them, Dragonmaster, doesn't count towards the objective when he makes dragons because...lazy coding, (c) one of them has defender...see (a); and all of them except one cost more than 15 mana...see above re enraged.

    It's like you guys try to make these objectives stupid on purpose.

    The "summon/PW abilities don't count towards 'counting' type creature objectives" was recently implemented because it screwed up the "summon less than X creatures" objectives. As a result, tokens, abilities from cards/supports that pull a creature directly from the deck don't count towards/against any "summon more/less than X creatures".
  • Kevinanth
    Kevinanth Posts: 50
    Kevinanth wrote:
    What's wrong with this objective:
    1- Summon six high mana cost dragons in an enraged match is just stupid
    2- Sarkahns ability that says "summon one dragon" doesn't count for the objective because lazy coding
    3- There are only 7 cards that summon dragons in the game: (a) one of them does 6 damage to all opposing creatures, so that'll ruin your "kill three or less" objective; (b) one of them, Dragonmaster, doesn't count towards the objective when he makes dragons because...lazy coding, (c) one of them has defender...see (a); and all of them except one cost more than 15 mana...see above re enraged.

    It's like you guys try to make these objectives stupid on purpose.

    The "summon/PW abilities don't count towards 'counting' type creature objectives" was recently implemented because it screwed up the "summon less than X creatures" objectives. As a result, tokens, abilities from cards/supports that pull a creature directly from the deck don't count towards/against any "summon more/less than X creatures".

    I know that and so should the developers. It just makes this objective more stupid.
  • buscemi
    buscemi Posts: 673 Critical Contributor
    Can I just say, tho, that the 'Energize 40' objective in the Dovin Baan node is perfectly fair and balanced, because I opened a Dynavolt Tower this week.




    "Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my skills in this game?

    Do you think that's air you're breathing now?"
  • bk1234
    bk1234 Posts: 2,924 Chairperson of the Boards
    I was so excited about this event until I saw the objectives. So grindy-- as usual exactly the opposite of what we asked for.

    Can't be bothered.
  • Delnai
    Delnai Posts: 187 Tile Toppler
    How annoying is it that I put a bunch of cards in my deck that let me sacrifice dragons, just to make sure I keep my opponent alive long enough to summon six or more? Sarkhan should be raining death on his enemies with dragons, not killing his own dragons. How about "Deal all damage to your enemy with Dragon creatures." Now that's an objective I can get behind.
  • wereotter
    wereotter Posts: 2,070 Chairperson of the Boards
    I saw the objective and immediately realized it's stupidity and decided I couldn't be bothered to accomplish it. Still running Sarkhan as red/black madness vampires for the event.

    Also as mentioned... Energize 40 in an enraged match? I haven't even gotten to 30 and my Dovin deck runs energy as a strategy.