Fake Cards!

Tilikum
Tilikum Posts: 159
edited November 2016 in MtGPQ General Discussion
Well, my iPad broke and I don't have Facebook so for right now my account is lost forever. I'm pretty bummed but I shoulda just made a fake Facebook account or something. So as I was laying under the kitchen table in the fetal position, fighting through withdrawals, I got to thinkin'... Fake cards!

This was one of the first rare cards I got in paper MTG back when Prophecy was the jam.
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Somebody suggested this one on these forums a few months ago and it stuck with me.
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This card was designed to help players that have so many mythics that it's better to lose on purpose and get a rare instead.
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Anyway, if you have any requests let me know. Since I got nothing else going on in my life anymore, I might just make it.
Also if anybody wants to tell me how to put the 555 KB PNG template on the internets, other peeps can join the fun.
Macromedia Fireworks 4tw. (Sorry for any misspellings. they'll get fixed in the net patch...)

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  • Ohboy
    Ohboy Posts: 1,766 Chairperson of the Boards
    Just sign up for a Facebook account.

    Mine is used only for gaming.
  • Plastic
    Plastic Posts: 762 Critical Contributor
    Dat yunnnn card tho
  • Ohboy
    Ohboy Posts: 1,766 Chairperson of the Boards
    Plastic wrote:
    Dat yunnnn card tho


    Needs to cost 1 to preserve imbal best creature status.
  • yunnnn
    yunnnn Posts: 168 Tile Toppler
    Tilikum wrote:
    This card was designed to help players that have so many mythics that it's better to lose on purpose and get a rare instead.
    5zlifb.jpg

    This is typical D3 design, where a great magic card is turned into a bad MTGPQ card:
    • In regular magic, I'd just constantly make 1/1 tokens and never lose. Flood the board with an army of brag threads. Not even Ohboy can deal with that. Great card.
    • But in MtG PQ, the tokens will stack on top of each other, increasing the strength with every token... and I lose after 3 turns.
    For as much as I win, I can also lose very easily: If I wanted to lose, I'd just put Mind's Dilation into my deck.
  • Ohboy
    Ohboy Posts: 1,766 Chairperson of the Boards
    yunnnn wrote:
    Tilikum wrote:
    This card was designed to help players that have so many mythics that it's better to lose on purpose and get a rare instead.
    5zlifb.jpg

    This is typical D3 design, where a great magic card is turned into a bad MTGPQ card:
    • In regular magic, I'd just constantly make 1/1 tokens and never lose. Flood the board with an army of brag threads. Not even Ohboy can deal with that. Great card.
    • But in MtG PQ, the tokens will stack on top of each other, increasing the strength with every token... and I lose after 3 turns.
    For as much as I win, I can also lose very easily: If I wanted to lose, I'd just put Mind's Dilation into my deck.

    New brag thread : I'm best at losing because I discovered a button that let's me quit the game. All details to be released of course when soi cycles out!

    I could deal with your brag tokens though. I have hallowed moonlight. I have the best hallowed moonlight. Everyone says so. It's terrific folks. It's going to kill so many tokens. When yunnnn casts his brag tokens, he's not casting his best. They are **** and murderers...and some of them, I assume are good.
  • madwren
    madwren Posts: 2,259 Chairperson of the Boards
    Great work.
  • Tilikum
    Tilikum Posts: 159
    yunnnn wrote:
    For as much as I win, I can also lose very easily: If I wanted to lose, I'd just put Mind's Dilation into my deck.
    Let me help you out with that!

    Here's a slightly less garbagey version.
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    Here's one that's a little more true to paper MTG.
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  • Plastic
    Plastic Posts: 762 Critical Contributor
    Tilikum wrote:
    yunnnn wrote:
    For as much as I win, I can also lose very easily: If I wanted to lose, I'd just put Mind's Dilation into my deck.
    Let me help you out with that!

    Here's a slightly less garbagey version.
    2nhop75.jpg
    Here's one that's a little more true to paper MTG.
    295qr0l.jpg

    Stop designing good cards. You might put the devs out of business!
  • Reaganstorme
    Reaganstorme Posts: 334 Mover and Shaker
    Any chance you could do some fake Slivers?
  • Tilikum
    Tilikum Posts: 159
    Reaganstorme wrote:
    Any chance you could do some fake Slivers?
    Certainly!

    Sentinel Sliver
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    Groundshaker Sliver
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    Diffusion Sliver
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    Syphon Sliver
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    Belligerent Sliver
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    And of course...
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    I'd do some more but I've been working on a secret project involving 250 cards. Lets just say it rhymes with "Blaladesh".

    Sneak Peak
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  • ZW2007-
    ZW2007- Posts: 812 Critical Contributor
    I hope they offer you a job soon.
  • Pestilence
    Pestilence Posts: 45 Just Dropped In
    How about a shteev card.
    Creature type: facetious fiend
    Ability: when this creature attacks put a -1/-1 counter on all devs morale
  • Reaganstorme
    Reaganstorme Posts: 334 Mover and Shaker
    Tilikum wrote:
    Reaganstorme wrote:
    Any chance you could do some fake Slivers?
    Certainly!

    ~SNIPPED SLIVERS~

    I'd do some more but I've been working on a secret project involving 250 cards. Lets just say it rhymes with "Blaladesh".

    Sneak Peak
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    Those are all fantastic! icon_e_biggrin.gif

    Are you having "fun" with your "Blaladesh" expansion?

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