Official complaint

Eddiemon
Eddiemon Posts: 1,470 Chairperson of the Boards
edited March 2014 in MPQ General Discussion
Dear shield agent management team,

This cannot continue. You have deployed my team to deal with Juggernaught without allowing sufficient medical personnel or supplies. We are coping as best we can and improvising, but all we have for nutrition and recovery are vendor cart hot dogs. These are not cooked properly, stored in a sanitary environment or made of identifiable edible substances.

This is having a terrifying effect on the teams performance. Thor is a God and should be immune to biological agents, but even he is having a Thunderstrike at least once an hour. He 'Called the Storm' in the last team meeting and nobody has been able to enter the fourth floor since.

It's not just Thor though. Iron man dropped a Ballistic Salve as he called it in his armour. That's not good for any of his systems. It's not good for the suit either. Everyone's started trying to avoid Hawkeye as this weird smell seems to hang around him.

Even Wolverine's healing factor cannot cope. He can only heal up to half health in sporadic spurts. He never used to be this infirm.

Please send help. Or ketchup.

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  • kensterr
    kensterr Posts: 1,277 Chairperson of the Boards
    I think your complaint will be taken into consideration due to your creative writing - if it was me I would just say **** this game **** juggernaut **** the HAMMER goons. LOL
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    What you mean jugs after a few dogs?
    If you get in his way to the bathroom, he'll redefine your definition of "UNSTOPPABLE" icon_redface.gif
  • _RiO_
    _RiO_ Posts: 1,047 Chairperson of the Boards
    Jeremychen wrote:
    What you mean jugs after a few dogs?
    If you get in his way to the bathroom, he'll redefine your definition of "UNSTOPPABLE" icon_redface.gif

    I'd be more worried when he has succesfully reached the bathroom. "Unstoppable" indeed... icon_lol.gif
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Dear shield agent Eddiemon,

    We have provided you with emergency health paks that can be used after each battle. If you find your health supply low, we will gladly replenish them. Please have your MasterCard, Visa or ITunes gift card available.


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  • Eddiemon
    Eddiemon Posts: 1,470 Chairperson of the Boards
    This wasn't a real complaint about the event or anything. I just noticed myself dragging out matches or deliberately using mistress of elements at the end so I could cram some more dogs in.

    That can't be good for my team in the field.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Look at it this way, at least with storm you can shower repeatedly, that helps no? icon_mrgreen.gif
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    So far my strategy is have Thor eat the Headbutts and hope Juggernaut will tire himself out. This rarely works, of course.
  • mischiefmaker
    mischiefmaker Posts: 932
    Eddiemon wrote:
    Dear shield agent management team,
    Best. Post. Ever.

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