A Poem From The Heart

Unknown

So i turned on MPQ earlier today
only for something to get in my way,
no matter what i did or which 3 i used
i left the game feeling broken and abused.

It started off nicely, with my OBW, Frank and Thor
but then i kept on dying, kept on dying some more
Ragnorak came to see me and he was pretty mean
he shouted and screamed, told me his favouite colour was green.

"I use it all the time" he yelled, "until your heroes are nearly dead"
then i call among my friend Juggernaut, whose favourite colour happens to be red.
He will line you all up nicely, one by one
Headbutt after Headbutt until your puny heroes are done.

Then i'll call upon my snipers who do nothing but stand still
but when their tiles go off, ONE SHOT KILL,
and when i'm feeling nasty, my lieutenant comes to call
and if you think your winning, he smiles and heals them all.

So out comes the spider, to stun us with his blue
but we will have the final say, as he will be nerfed too.
We are gonna buff the heroes that nobody will ever use
Modern Hawkeye you say? why you so confused?

Now you only have one hero left and he is nearly gone
so out comes Ms. Moonstone with her blast of photon,
So when your finally winning, jumping over the moon
Remember we are watching and we will come kill you again

SOON

Unknown

I sent Samuel L. Jackson a message to see if he'll record a version of this....we shall see.

Unknown

dd-dat was the best thing i ever read on these forums!

Twysta

My f2p brings all the gamers to their phones (and computers),
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can train you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the gamers go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I code,
I think its time

La la-la la la,
Scale it up.
Lala-lalala,
H.A.M.M.E.R. are waiting

My f2p brings all the gamers to their phones,
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can train you,
But I have to charge

I can see you're on it,
You want me to teach the
Techniques that beats these bots,
It can be bought,
Just know, cheaters get caught,
Watch if your smart,

La la-la la la,
Scale it up,
La la-la la la,
H.A.M.M.E.R. are waiting,

My f2p brings all the gamers to their phones,
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can train you,
But I have to charge

Once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your rank,
Same time maintain your MMR,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have in your roster,
Then next your awards are ready,
Then you're ready to add covers,

La la-la la la,
Scale it up,
La la-la la la,
H.A.M.M.E.R. are waiting,

My f2p brings all the gamers to their phones,
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can train you,
But I have to charge

Unknown

Saint Matthew wrote:

I sent Samuel L. Jackson a message to see if he'll record a version of this....we shall see.

i'd prefer Morgan Freeman... Make it happen

Unknown

Twysta wrote:

So you again unwise one, finding yourself with time?
Making multiple creative threads on the forum
And even making one rhyme.

Personally I can't wait for this event end
We've had a whole month of grinding events
Maybe the devs will give us a break and make amends?
Or just make another gold star char from the heavens sent.

Guess it's time to start grinding my nodes
Instead of wasting time on these limmericks in my humble abode.

Curse you level scaling

yep just sitting her with the baby with nothing left to do, except waiting on the refresh lol

Twysta

Dear devs, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; bigkitty it, what's been up? Man how's MPQ?
My games almost finished too, I'm bout to be a dev
If I have a game, guess what I'ma call it?
I'm going to name it MPU
I read about level scaling, I'm sorry
I had a team kill themselves over some levels who were too high
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm tired of the whiners
I even got Dark Reign Marvel comics in print
I got a room full of marvel posters and pictures man
I like the nerfs you did with Thorverine too, that kitty was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this devs, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, I'm just like loki
I'm starting to sound like mechgouki

*I was going to do the whole thing but I got bored.

Unknown

Twysta wrote:

Dear devs, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; bigkitty it, what's been up? Man how's MPQ?
My games almost finished too, I'm bout to be a dev
If I have a game, guess what I'ma call it?
I'm going to name it MPU
I read about level scaling, I'm sorry
I had a team kill themselves over some levels who were too high
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm tired of the whiners
I even got Dark Reign Marvel comics in print
I got a room full of marvel posters and pictures man
I like the nerfs you did with Thorverine too, that kitty was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this devs, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
Oh look I'm starting to sound like mechgouki

*I was going to do the whole thing but I got bored.

lol i was gonna mention mechgouki too but i ain't that mean, well done lol

Unknown

There really should be a like button or something...

HailMary

Fluffyudders wrote:

There really should be a like button or something...

I WOULD HIT THAT SO HARD

Nemek

Twysta wrote:

Dear devs, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; bigkitty it, what's been up? Man how's MPQ?
My games almost finished too, I'm bout to be a dev
If I have a game, guess what I'ma call it?
I'm going to name it MPU
I read about level scaling, I'm sorry
I had a team kill themselves over some levels who were too high
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm tired of the whiners
I even got Dark Reign Marvel comics in print
I got a room full of marvel posters and pictures man
I like the nerfs you did with Thorverine too, that kitty was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this devs, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
Oh look I'm starting to sound like mechgouki

*I was going to do the whole thing but I got bored.

Oh man, I usually don't bother going into these threads, but this was really good.

ClydeFrog76

Manual likes all round!