Two Silly Things - Technopathic Hot Dogs

agent86ix
agent86ix Posts: 25 Just Dropped In
edited March 2014 in MPQ General Discussion
Two things always make me giggle every time they happen in-game:

One is Doctor Doom's Technopathic Strike. For some reason, whenever I see him in that pose, I think to myself "that would look awesome if I photoshopped in some DJ headphones and some turntables he'd be scratching on." It's probably the "techno" in the name of the skill, even though they're completely unrelated icon_e_smile.gif If I had madder photoshop skillz, I'd totally do it for the lulz.

The second scenario I'm always giggling at is a match that goes like:

Magneto:
Finally, X-Men, I have you RIGHT where I want you. Your petty schemes will be no more! I have the upper hand, and I will now deliver my COUP DE GRACE! Prepare yourselves!
...
but first, I am going to stop and get one of this city's FAMOUS HOT DOGS! *chomp* *nom* *snarf*
...
WONDERFUL! I feel ever so slightly refreshed. NOW, where was I? Oh yes, crushing the X-Men!

Comments

  • One time I saw Dr. Doom did a Technopathtic Strike followed immediately by Magneto's Magnetic Translocation, which did 0 damage because there are no blue tiles on the board.
  • optimiza
    optimiza Posts: 127 Tile Toppler
    Phantron wrote:
    One time I saw Dr. Doom did a Technopathtic Strike followed immediately by Magneto's Magnetic Translocation, which did 0 damage because there are no blue tiles on the board.

    I had that happen too! I was thrilled in that the TS made no matches, and the MT, which would have killed a character, just wasted 10 purples. I needed those Simulator points badly too, so I was happy.
  • agent86ix
    agent86ix Posts: 25 Just Dropped In
    Phantron wrote:
    One time I saw Dr. Doom did a Technopathtic Strike followed immediately by Magneto's Magnetic Translocation, which did 0 damage because there are no blue tiles on the board.

    I always laugh a bit whenever the AI is down to just Daken on a jungle map, and he uses Thorned Rose. I've watched several AI teams put a bullet in their own heads towards the end of the match, but it's always funnier when they get nothing whatsoever out of it...
  • That is funny. The hot dog thing always struck me as strange also.
  • That hot dog thing is great until you're past a certain level and 50 points of health isn't going to make or break you. Still, my crew always stops in the middle of a heated fight just because they're so yummy.

    But Hulk get angry when hot dog guy forget relish.