Two Silly Things - Technopathic Hot Dogs

agent86ix

Two things always make me giggle every time they happen in-game:

One is Doctor Doom's Technopathic Strike. For some reason, whenever I see him in that pose, I think to myself "that would look awesome if I photoshopped in some DJ headphones and some turntables he'd be scratching on." It's probably the "techno" in the name of the skill, even though they're completely unrelated If I had madder photoshop skillz, I'd totally do it for the lulz.

The second scenario I'm always giggling at is a match that goes like:

Magneto:

Finally, X-Men, I have you RIGHT where I want you. Your petty schemes will be no more! I have the upper hand, and I will now deliver my COUP DE GRACE! Prepare yourselves!
...
but first, I am going to stop and get one of this city's FAMOUS HOT DOGS! *chomp* *nom* *snarf*
...
WONDERFUL! I feel ever so slightly refreshed. NOW, where was I? Oh yes, crushing the X-Men!

Unknown

One time I saw Dr. Doom did a Technopathtic Strike followed immediately by Magneto's Magnetic Translocation, which did 0 damage because there are no blue tiles on the board.

optimiza

Phantron wrote:

One time I saw Dr. Doom did a Technopathtic Strike followed immediately by Magneto's Magnetic Translocation, which did 0 damage because there are no blue tiles on the board.

I had that happen too! I was thrilled in that the TS made no matches, and the MT, which would have killed a character, just wasted 10 purples. I needed those Simulator points badly too, so I was happy.

agent86ix

Phantron wrote:

One time I saw Dr. Doom did a Technopathtic Strike followed immediately by Magneto's Magnetic Translocation, which did 0 damage because there are no blue tiles on the board.

I always laugh a bit whenever the AI is down to just Daken on a jungle map, and he uses Thorned Rose. I've watched several AI teams put a bullet in their own heads towards the end of the match, but it's always funnier when they get nothing whatsoever out of it...

Unknown

That is funny. The hot dog thing always struck me as strange also.

Unknown

That hot dog thing is great until you're past a certain level and 50 points of health isn't going to make or break you. Still, my crew always stops in the middle of a heated fight just because they're so yummy.

But Hulk get angry when hot dog guy forget relish.