qtquazar wrote: ...and yay I say unto thee, verily, abandon thine false god of thunder, be not a Thor-loser, and come thee unto the Church of Patches. ...where all other worshipers and playstyles unite below His guidance, and are worthy of consideration ...where every board offers up an abundance of strike tiles, and even the lowliest amongst thine three might triumph through righteous choices ...where the false god Thor uses his evil cascades to slay thine party, but lo! Patches lives, and all the jewels of thine eyes now beareth his sign, AND HIS VENGEANCE SHALL STRIKE DOWN THE WICKED THOR WITH SLASHING WRATH AND FURY ...for he is THE BEST THERE IS xmen.
Jonstalnaker209 wrote: Even if I had the covers to level him, I wouldn't use my patch... But this church of patch stuff is pretty damn funny.
qtquazar wrote: Do not sully thine ears with the plaintive wails of the unbelievers! Fallest not unto the path of the unrighteous spider, who dangles his webs of lies from the petty heavens of the unworthy. His day of judgment is nigh at hand! Bend thy soul neither to the corruptor of metal, for he too has been chosen for judgment, and the tendrils of the devs yet snake o'er his hollow shell! Those who would be as the all-father must cover one eye, yea to truly understand the pain of loss... that they may visit this loss unto others, tenfold. Verily, I say again, their time cometh, with full righteous fury. Blaspheme not the Patch, but bow instead to The Best there Is.