A MARVELous Short Story

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edited February 2014 in MPQ General Discussion
This morning I awoke with a very THOR head, upon opening my eyes I noticed something crawl on the ceiling above me, "that's a big SPIDER, MAN" I said to my mom beside me, "looks like a BLACK WIDOW to me"." The VENOM in that could kill me.And also why are you in my bed?"
"i got scared by the STORM last night and your dad wouldn't come to bed as he was watching the ice HAWKEYE."

" Whatever mam," I said as I strolled to the bathroom, sitting down for my morning routine I picked up a MAG."NEaTO I said (as if I was in the 90's) a Girly mag, I could use this in the shower". I noticed the tampon wrappers in the bin beside me and realized my sister must be on the RAG again. Getting into the shower and switching it on I noticed all the hair clogging the plug hole, god my sister must have the ARES legs in the world," well I hope it's from her legs" I said as I scooped the soggy hair from the drain. Finishing myself off in the shower I leave the room as my my sister barges past me," wow am I INVISIBLE WOMAN? Watch where your going."

Mmm Cheerios I thought as I poured my cereal, full of yumminess and IRON. MAN I love Cheerios. I love my life I'm so LOKI.
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  • Unknown
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    This is currently more entertaining than the game.
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    Typhon13 wrote:
    This is currently more entertaining than the game.


    lol sad but true
  • Unknown
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    Tampon wrappers in the bin. You should PUNISHER for leaving them for everyone to see.
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    I see we're missing at least hood yelena bullseye. There was more hair than a WOLVERINE down there.
  • nihilium
    nihilium Posts: 242
    Typhon13 wrote:
    This is currently more entertaining than the game.
    +1

    lol
  • Unknown
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    Hey, i see what you did there. [:<
  • Unknown
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    I got bored and stopped writing. it amused me for a few minutes lol
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    Then I saw another wrapper on the floor so I wodded it up and threw it into the trash can. BULLSEYE!
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    My mom then came in and said stop YELENA the bathroom and take your shower.
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    Watch where you're going I said, YELEN At her.
  • Unknown
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    Garwalker wrote:
    My mom then came in and said stop YELENA the bathroom and take your shower.
    Damn you barely beat me to it.
  • Unknown
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    Garwalker wrote:
    Then I saw another wrapper on the floor so I wodded it up and threw it into the trash can. BULLSEYE!

    this could go on forever. in fact it should.

    That tampon wrapper had a bit of a wet PATCH on it. ewwwwww
  • Kelbris
    Kelbris Posts: 1,051
    I don't get it.
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    edited February 2014
    Kelbris wrote:
    I don't get it.

    No one cares what you "get".
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    Looking out the window i could see REIGN heading our way as the DARK clouds filled the sky. MARVELous i thought, i guess my QUEST for a new pair of JEANs (GREY) will have to wait.
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    TheUnwiseOne wrote:
    This morning I awoke with a very THOR head, upon opening my eyes I noticed something crawl on the ceiling above me, "that's a big SPIDER, MAN" I said to my mom beside me, "looks like a BLACK WIDOW to me"." The VENOM in that could kill me.
    Or I would have to go see the DOCTOR. DOO Many people actually get bitten by Black Widows and live I asked?
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    I was reading the Odyssey and i ran across the story of the CYCLOPS, meanwhile a STORM was brewing and ... i give up. icon_neutral.gif
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    Garwalker wrote:
    TheUnwiseOne wrote:
    This morning I awoke with a very THOR head, upon opening my eyes I noticed something crawl on the ceiling above me, "that's a big SPIDER, MAN" I said to my mom beside me, "looks like a BLACK WIDOW to me"." The VENOM in that could kill me.
    Or I would have to go see the DOCTOR. DOO Many people actually get bitten by Black Widows and live I asked?

    it depends on HOOD you ask.
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    Garwalker wrote:
    TheUnwiseOne wrote:
    This morning I awoke with a very THOR head, upon opening my eyes I noticed something crawl on the ceiling above me, "that's a big SPIDER, MAN" I said to my mom beside me, "looks like a BLACK WIDOW to me"." The VENOM in that could kill me.
    Or I would have to go see the DOCTOR. DOO Many people actually get bitten by Black Widows and live I asked?
    No, they COLOSSUSS people every year. You HOOD stay away from them.
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    TheUnwiseOne wrote:
    Mmm Cheerios I thought as I poured my cereal, full of yumminess and IRON. MAN I love Cheerios. I love my life I'm so LOKI.
    I got dressed and put on my CAP (TAN). AMERICA is a great place to live.

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