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edited February 2014 in MPQ General Discussion
- 1d left on No Holds Barred, matched by massively higher opponents;
- Heroic is not completable at all (team has been one shoot 23 times due to level 210 enemies);
- Shield Training no one is beyond 1500 points so no point;

Wondering what to do since they jacked up the game? I have some ideas!

1. Find an obscure, unwanted and/or stupid Marvel character to keep Bagman company as the new **** card. I propose Stilt-Man.
2. Check out the leaderboard and call out the person two above you repeatedly for cheating. When they get banned rinse and repeat. Profit.
3. Sell everything but 3 cards to see if that fixes the m-fing level system.
4. Find the post about Hearthstone and download it. Realize you're on Android and you got the shaft. Install Temple Run again. Cry.
5. Imagine Juggernaut as a girl. Like it. Cry. But still like it.
6. Take bets on which guy who posts a defense of the devs will get a character named after them. Fear the mighty Purple match of Butt-Kisser man!!!
7. Hope someone will attack you just to remind yourself that you're still alive.
8. Go ahead and use that review you've been saving. Feel that hollowness inside when you rate 1-star.
9. Play the intro missions again to remind you of the good old days.
10. Try that heroic mission with weenie characters one more time. Get one shot. Throw phone. Realize that this Whole freaking game is a conspiracy by Samsung to sell more phones as your Galaxy arcs through the air, smashing into a thousand sparkling pieces against the wall. Buy new phone. Install MPQ. Cry.

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  • Kelbris
    Kelbris Posts: 1,051
    Stilt-Man has two weaknesses: fire, andDane Cook monologues.
  • Unknown
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    Lmfao reading this is more entertaining than the game right now.
  • Unknown
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    I've been deliberately killing my scrub teams in No Holds Barred to try to fix my mmr. It's not fun my any stretch of the imagination, but it's one of the few things I can actually do. No one will actually attack me so it;s going slowly.
  • Dayv
    Dayv Posts: 4,449 Chairperson of the Boards
    Ben Grimm wrote:
    I've been deliberately killing my scrub teams in No Holds Barred to try to fix my mmr. It's not fun my any stretch of the imagination, but it's one of the few things I can actually do. No one will actually attack me so it;s going slowly.
    As I understand it, you have to win a fight with the scrub team before they show up in matchmaking to lose fights.
  • Unknown
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    DayvBang wrote:
    As I understand it, you have to win a fight with the scrub team before they show up in matchmaking to lose fights.

    If it's impossible to fix mmr now, then the game may be literally unplayable for me for a while then. It used to be fun, but there's just nothing to do now.
  • Unknown
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    Ben Grimm wrote:
    DayvBang wrote:
    As I understand it, you have to win a fight with the scrub team before they show up in matchmaking to lose fights.

    If it's impossible to fix mmr now, then the game may be literally unplayable for me for a while then. It used to be fun, but there's just nothing to do now.

    Same problem here. Can't play no more.
    Hopefully there's a lot of things to do apart from playing this game !
  • Unknown
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    Kelbris wrote:
    Stilt-Man has two weaknesses: fire, andDane Cook monologues.

    And Punisher ! (Which involved a rocket launcher in "Civil War")
  • MarvelMan
    MarvelMan Posts: 1,350
    Morphee-moi-mal wrote:
    Hopefully there's a lot of things to do apart from playing this game !

    Go marvel at that ball of fire in the sky (that thing above a ceiling).
  • Unknown
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    DayvBang wrote:
    Ben Grimm wrote:
    I've been deliberately killing my scrub teams in No Holds Barred to try to fix my mmr. It's not fun my any stretch of the imagination, but it's one of the few things I can actually do. No one will actually attack me so it;s going slowly.
    As I understand it, you have to win a fight with the scrub team before they show up in matchmaking to lose fights.

    I don't know if it's even that simple.

    During DC, before I realized they got rid of tanking, I did win a fight with my tank team. The next day when I logged back on the team I had been using for the rest of the tournament was loaded up and ready to go, not the last team I won with.

    No one really knows for sure, because it's hard to know what team the other guy sees. I have a feeling it has more to do with whatever team you've played the most though.

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