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Developers please lock all the threads temporarily , it's getting really fustrating and complex between all the smart *ss, complainers, know it alls, trolls, bragers, and cheaters. And im not asking for user answers, so feel free NOT to reply.

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Devs can you also turn the clock up to 5pm? Thats only an hour and ten minutes. I'd really like to be at home relaxing.

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While you're at it, can you have my professors stop striking? I'd really like to graduate this summer. Thanks.

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Evilbeavers wrote:

Devs can you also turn the clock up to 5pm? Thats only an hour and ten minutes. I'd really like to be at home relaxing.

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Might as well also just give players all their money back. C'mon devs! You can do it!

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Please make me a sandwich, I'm hungry.

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I'm dying for a bacon cheeseburger.

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Devs, can I borrow a 20 just til the weekend?

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God, and I thought my "don't beat a dead horse" thread was going to make top bait today.

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Unity wrote:

Developers please lock all the threads temporarily , it's getting really fustrating and complex between all the smart *ss, complainers, know it alls, trolls, bragers, and cheaters. And im not asking for user answers, so feel free NOT to reply.

Anyone else find the irony in the OPs name and this thread?

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Hemorrhoids. Yea, not relating to the game..just dealing with one right now. Must be all the an*l the devs have been been forcing on me (And THERRRRRREs the relating to the game). Just kidding, about the an*al...not the hemorrhoid. Also to relate to the game again..I bet this one is partly from lifting and partly from marvel puzzle quest poop time lol.

So..Mpq gave me a hemorrhoid! I would like a refund of the hemorrhoid plz...take it back..seriously. this was relevant right?

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I told you not to respond on my thread so now i will have to rude. I do not find one of you funny and all you can go f*ck yourselves die, die again, and die some more. Have a nice day, im going to the beach c: .* Flips hair *

- Vanessa

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Unity wrote:

I told you not to respond on my thread. I do not find one of you funny and all you can go f*ck yourselves and die. Have a nice day, im going to the beach c: .

- Vanessa

Strangely enough I don't do what people on random mobile game forums tell me to do, for the most part, Nessy.

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Evilbeavers wrote:

Unity wrote:

I told you not to respond on my thread. I do not find one of you funny and all you can go f*ck yourselves and die. Have a nice day, im going to the beach c: .

- Vanessa

Strangely enough I don't do what people on random mobile game forums tell me to do, for the most part, Nessy.

Well you should look into starting.

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Unity wrote:

I told you not to respond on my thread so now i will have to rude. I do not find one of you funny and all you can go f*ck yourselves die, die again, and die some more. Have a nice day, im going to the beach c: .* Flips hair *

- Vanessa

Troll with a is still a troll. As if you didn't know the responses you were going to get starting an asinine thread like this. If you're actually surprised, yes, maybe you should obliviously go float on your fairy wings to the beach. And adding your name to the end to proclaim "Hey, I have girl parts" isn't going to help. Sorry! at you.

Unity wrote:

Well you should look into starting.

Thought you were going to the beach.

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soenottelling wrote:

Hemorrhoids. Yea, not relating to the game..just dealing with one right now. Must be all the an*l the devs have been been forcing on me (And THERRRRRREs the relating to the game). Just kidding, about the an*al...not the hemorrhoid. Also to relate to the game again..I bet this one is partly from lifting and partly from marvel puzzle quest poop time lol.

So..Mpq gave me a hemorrhoid! I would like a refund of the hemorrhoid plz...take it back..seriously. this was relevant right?

Totally relevant. It's a known fact that MPQ increases "poop time" for at least 23.7% of its player base.

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Psykopathic wrote:

soenottelling wrote:

Hemorrhoids. Yea, not relating to the game..just dealing with one right now. Must be all the an*l the devs have been been forcing on me (And THERRRRRREs the relating to the game). Just kidding, about the an*al...not the hemorrhoid. Also to relate to the game again..I bet this one is partly from lifting and partly from marvel puzzle quest poop time lol.

So..Mpq gave me a hemorrhoid! I would like a refund of the hemorrhoid plz...take it back..seriously. this was relevant right?

Totally relevant. It's a known fact that MPQ increases "poop time" for at least 23.7% of its player base.

One time I played mpq so long during a poop that it rolled over into another poop. Luckily I was in the right place.

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It started raining :c. Can someone make it stop?

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Psykopathic wrote:

soenottelling wrote:

Hemorrhoids. Yea, not relating to the game..just dealing with one right now. Must be all the an*l the devs have been been forcing on me (And THERRRRRREs the relating to the game). Just kidding, about the an*al...not the hemorrhoid. Also to relate to the game again..I bet this one is partly from lifting and partly from marvel puzzle quest poop time lol.

So..Mpq gave me a hemorrhoid! I would like a refund of the hemorrhoid plz...take it back..seriously. this was relevant right?

Totally relevant. It's a known fact that MPQ increases "poop time" for at least 23.7% of its player base.

I tried to only play this game during poop time but it's incredibly hard to bring my desktop into the bathroom with me... Also the proctors look at me funny when I try.

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Why wont anyone dance with me?

Will you dance me?

I love that vine .

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This vine?