You know the servers are down when...

Moon Roach

You go to the forum page, there are over 200 users online, and none of them are developers.

Unknown

...there are less than 3 hours remaining in an event and my phone is sitting motionless on the table beside me.

DBC

DaveR4470

.... you reminisce about the days of waiting for one of AOL's blazing-fast 28.8k-capable access numbers to lose the busy signal.

Tarouza

You have time to read David's recommended reading list

Unknown

...I'm thinking of dusting off Clash of Clans. My troops have needed their leader for a long time.

Unknown

You want to tinykitty a tinykitty tinykitty right in the tinykitty.

Nighthawk81

DaveR4470 wrote:

.... you reminisce about the days of waiting for one of AOL's blazing-fast 28.8k-capable access numbers to lose the busy signal.

What about the famous Juno email where you dialed in, grabbed data, and disconnected? Oh and I remember when getting 56.6k service was the tinykitty.

SnagglePuss

people are asking if you are okay as all they can hear from the toilet cubicle, you managed to sneak to, is omg **** **** uhhnnnnnnnn

Unknown

You find yourself watching Daredevil again just to complain about the red suit, wishing the Avengers would just open in American theaters instead of earning my tiny kitty actually Olsen sister!

Unknown

I am genuinely happy they have way more people than expected crushing the Ultron event and server hamsters by proxy. However this is not the best delivery if you are also hoping they will stay around after Ultron goes home.

GTannen73

...you wait until late in the day to buy the 50 daily deal Ultron token, instead of grabbing it right after midnight like every other day.

wuweird

...you remember you have this huge backlog of unplayed games on Steam that don't **** you around one iota as much as MPQ.