Hey D3, hire me!

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With the recent sad news of your character modifications, I can help you reel in all these whales that seems to be wondering off. I will help you get paid FAST!

Unleash the first 5 * character (and no it ain't Ian Shen or Jamie Madrox).

The one and only APOCALYPSE and he will have 4 abilities.

Whatever 3 abilities you guys choose make sure it's epic. However the 4th ability; "UN-NERFABLE", will not allow D3 to nerf him. Only then, customers will praise you.

Giving u my 3 Baht of wisdom

Trisul

This post had potential.

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DaveR4470

Also, D3 is just the publisher. Demiurge actually codes the game and controls the characters/events/etc.