Sick Satisfaction

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  • DaveR4470
    DaveR4470 Posts: 931 Critical Contributor
    When Ares is boosted, I like stockpiling a lot of green and one-shotting enemies. I picture Ares saying "I... SAID.... NO!!!!" while swinging his axe.

    Also fun -- stockpiling a lot of black for Jab Jab Cross with Luke Cage, then picturing him administering a vicious beatdown after quoting from Ezekiel.
  • morph3us
    morph3us Posts: 859 Critical Contributor
    Flipping Bird Strike with Trickery. I imagine this flock of birds around Falcon, suddenly turning on him, while Loki laughs insanely.

    Flipping anything with Trickery is fun, but that's the best in terms of visualisation, I think.
  • Unknown
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    To spin off of the original post, during the last Deadpool vs. MPQ leaving Bagman for last, letting him get off a Webslinger or a Switcheroo just for laughs, and then having Punisher cap him in the face. Poor stupid Bagman.
  • Unknown
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    I always snort whenever sentry puts out his strike tile, only to have it "balanced" by a she-hulk on his team on the same turn.

    Reminds me of this:
    997520-she_hulk_pwns_sentry.jpg

    Thanks, Shulky!
  • GothicKratos
    GothicKratos Posts: 1,821 Chairperson of the Boards
    Triple Wind Storm is pretty damns satisfying, too.
  • IamTheDanger
    IamTheDanger Posts: 1,093 Chairperson of the Boards
    GothicKratos wrote:
    Triple Wind Storm is pretty damns satisfying, too.


    Or a WindStorm right after a Berserker Rage icon_e_biggrin.gif . Ohhh, the humanity! icon_lol.gif

    For some reason, when I use Wind Storm, I say, "Thar she blows cap'n".
  • hurcules
    hurcules Posts: 519
    JCTthe3rd81 wrote:
    GothicKratos wrote:
    Triple Wind Storm is pretty damns satisfying, too.


    Or a WindStorm right after a Berserker Rage icon_e_biggrin.gif . Ohhh, the humanity! icon_lol.gif
    Tempest Ping Pong is even better. What, you wanted sick satisfaction, no?
  • GuntherBlobel
    GuntherBlobel Posts: 987 Critical Contributor
    edited March 2015
    I confess, I read the OP's post and thought: "Sicko." But then, I started thinking about how I justify some of the game's more egregious powers... and it's not pretty.

    Hulk/Patch: I can't help but imagine that Avenger's scene with Hulk smashing Loki in the Avengers. Except that he's now swinging three ragdolls by the ankle, while Patch rides on his shoulders, claws out and nearly killing him just to make him hit them more. (Those enemy attack tiles represent Wolvie attacking friend and foe alike, right?) It's messed up.

    gsBW Lvl5 Sniper Rifle: Why does it down everyone? Oh, the description says: "piercing ammo." So there's none of this Widow "shoots Prof X's wheelchair" bull (like that's more heroic, anyhow). Now I have to imagine Bulleye's shocked face, in disbelief that a hero just assassinated him as he drops to the floor (thud). Behind him, Iron Man is revealed with a gapping hole in his chest armor (thud). And behind him, Juggernaut crumples over the helmet that he really ought to have been wearing (thud). Victory! Widow then runs to Walmart to stock up on more magic murder bullets.
  • Unknown
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    GuntherBlobel wrote:
    gsBW Lvl5 Sniper Rifle: Why does it down everyone? Oh, the description says: "piercing ammo."
    Every time I clear out a whole enemy team with Sniper Rifle I hear the Unreal announcer in my head saying "Triple kill!"
  • Wonko33
    Wonko33 Posts: 985 Critical Contributor
    morph3us wrote:
    Flipping Bird Strike with Trickery. I imagine this flock of birds around Falcon, suddenly turning on him, while Loki laughs insanely.

    Flipping anything with Trickery is fun, but that's the best in terms of visualisation, I think.
    Loki is perfect because his powers make him a total jerk

    oh you are happy about that 4-match are you?
  • Unknown
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    The thing I'm getting the biggest kick out of currently is bringing a nearly downed Grocket to a fight and matching Yellow as the first move.

    I like to imagine the look on the other guys faces and them saying something like:

    "**** is that raccoon coming at us with a tinykitty tree branch?

    Hahahahahaha...::choke...gasp...jawdrop::

    Oh...****..."
  • GTannen73
    GTannen73 Posts: 145 Tile Toppler
    One of my favorites is when I take out a whole team with Whales when my daughter is here. I let her push the button(s), then think to myself, "Yeah, you punks just got owned by a 3 year old!"
  • Wonko33
    Wonko33 Posts: 985 Critical Contributor
    Alexraven wrote:
    The thing I'm getting the biggest kick out of currently is bringing a nearly downed Grocket to a fight and matching Yellow as the first move.

    I like to imagine the look on the other guys faces and them saying something like:

    "**** is that raccoon coming at us with a tinykitty tree branch?

    Hahahahahaha...::choke...gasp...jawdrop::

    Oh...****..."

    I love the move of destroying all the TU tiles away from the TU happy AI too icon_e_smile.gif
  • Wonko33
    Wonko33 Posts: 985 Critical Contributor
    my sick satisfaction is more Meta- in pvp I always check the rosters of people I attack,

    So during the mid PvP climb , I love to attack people who put terribly under-covered 4* when they have a great stable of 3* and even 2* that would be better.
  • IamTheBiggs
    IamTheBiggs Posts: 215 Tile Toppler
    Okay, I KNOW I'm going to Hell for this, but a situation came up during the Prof X PvP where both I and the opponent were left with just the borrowed character of Xavier.
    I almost shouted out loud "CRIPPLE FIGHT!"

    Not only am I going to Hell, I've put a down payment on a condo there...
  • Salgy
    Salgy Posts: 254 Mover and Shaker
    GothicKratos wrote:
    Feral Claws into Adamantium Slash is pretty sayifying.
    Similarly, watching the ai go adamantium slash into feral claws is equally satisfying...
    DaveR4470 wrote:
    stockpiling a lot of black for Jab Jab Cross with Luke Cage, then picturing him administering a vicious beatdown after quoting from Ezekiel.
    I do the same but "Eye of the Tiger" also plays in my head icon_e_biggrin.gif

    Blade swinging his sword like a baseball bat is probably my favorite though...
  • Unknown
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    Not sure about satisfying but disturbing is finishing Xavier with Luke Cage blackflag.png just kneeling on his chest whaling away on a guy in a wheel chair...awww com'on man!
  • KrazyKeylime
    KrazyKeylime Posts: 367
    551 xforce, when i'm climbing pvp and taken some damage throw out my baby heal on the last person standing with ~500 health left. ok dude i let you live as long as you don't touch the heal, guy says, "what?". Then he matches the heal tile.
    Say-What-Again-I-Dare-You.jpg
    watch him knock himself out. or put the hurt on him for disobeying with a x-force or SS or whatever i got handy.
  • Unknown
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    Switchman wrote:
    Yesterday I caught myself saying in my head "I'm going to power surge you (stun) for 4 turns and let you watch as I kill (smite) your teammates one by one." Usually I kill strongest char first but left this one for last.

    This. I said it in another thread once, but 4hor surging an entire team then smiting them one by one reminds of the ending of Blair Witch Project... how she makes one stand in the corner and wait...

    Another, is when your last enemy has a few hundred life left, you put out a Xforce recover tile and match it just because.

    Third, in this heroic PVE: placing red Daredevil booby traps, then using Cyke's Mutant Revolutionary, over and over. Throw in Patch's BR if feeling even more malicious.

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