Ho Lee Phuc: 2 Spots Up For Grabs

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Update: 2 spots available for those brave enough

The new season is gonna be here soon and HLP are looking for someone special (nerrrrrrrrrr)

We are a top 50 (yay go us) and we need you to help us push a little harder (oooohhh)

So if you wanna join us, then send me a pm or message me on the line app, under the same name.

We only require 650 in pvp (play pve only if YOU want too or we can merc u out to get the pve alliance cover if u want, as were nice like that) and line communication and if u happen to send me nudes, then I can almost guarantee a place for u.

So take off your clothes and join me in glory (hole)

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Free kitten ( dead or alive) for every new member.

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I'm not averse to bumping things, and if u would like me to bump u, then join. I have herpes.

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Yes, you're creepy.

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hahaha this Thread is going to be entertaining for me. Good luck on finding your crew homie! You deserve it!

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Look I'll be serious here. This is TU1 uncensored and not making fun of people. This is the truth.

I'm lonely. I have no friends. Mpq is my life. It keeps me from doing bad things to myself, like strangling my chicken in public. I need someone to join my alliance, so I can talk about my problems, share what I am going through, and maybe one day I could have you as a friend, or lover. It's OK if you have testes, I'll just close my eyes when I touch them and pretend they are growths.

Please join me.

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Wow, you guys were ranked 33 in season X! How do I sign up? What type of roster do I need? I have a bunch of fully covered 3 stars and working on transition to 4 stars. I want to battle for glory! Can I join you guys? Do I need to send you some naked pics? Let me know and I'll snap some selfies.

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Almost full guys, need 1 more. If you can score at least 650 in pvp, have the line app, and have at least 1 **** and/or 1 boob then feel free to send me a msg here or line, with said pic of your testiboob.

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One could not ask for a better alliance mate. At least he waived the mandatory anal probing this season. This is good because that poor kitty couldn't walk straight for a month.

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AWWWW that brought tears to my eyes....







Thinking about that poor poor cat. I miss old 'Limpy'.

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A spot just opened up, so get in hard and fast and make me squeal in delight like a little cute piggy.

650 minimum and line app is all u need. Send me a pm here or on line app under the same name.

Do it now. NOWWWWWW

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We have 1 spot open in our alliance right now. Come join and win some covers with us. We're all team players and help each other get better. We're all on line chat so message us there. My line ID is under same name. Valeyard is correct! We can't ask for a better team mate and commander than the one and only unwiseone. Sending nude photos is optional now, but will definitely help you get promoted. Let the creepiness commence. Lol..

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Not looking for anyone yet. I just wanted to say hello to whoever reads this.


HELLO FWEND XOXOXOXOX

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We've finished top 50 overall in our first season and we're gonna do the same this season so if u would like a no pressure and amazingly fun and weird alliance, then look no further.

All I ask is 650+ in pvp and line app

No pve requirements at all. Play only if u choose.

Also you need to be comfortable with full frontal nudity.

Send me a pm here or better yet, on line app. My names the same

Get in quick before it's too late.

UPDATE : 2 SPOTS LEFT SO GET EM WHILE U CAN

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Season is over woooooooooo

We finished top 50 again overall and need you to join us. Everything u need to know is in my first post.

Message me here or on the line app which is better for me. Same name.

So get ready to start sending me some nudes please.

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We have one spot open for the women of marvel event and looking for someone for the new season . PM me or the unwiseone if you're interested. You can also message me on line chat.

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i gotta interject and say that if your companion alliance isn't named Wi Too Lo or Sumting Wong you're wasting everyone's time

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ThatOneGuyjp189512 wrote:

i gotta interject and say that if your companion alliance isn't named Wi Too Lo or Sumting Wong you're wasting everyone's time

We don't have a companion alliance, but if we ever do, we shall call it Phuc Sum Wong

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One spot available for those brave enough to join us in naked battle.

Top 50 alliance, easy going, full of rapey jokes and weird stickers.... What's not to love?

All we ask is 650+ in pvp. We don't play pve as it sucks as hard as..... Something that sucks hard.

If interested, send me a pm here or better yet, on line app, under the same name.

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Next person that joins gets a picture of whatever body part of mine they want.....

Most people choose my middle ****, but ur free to choose the other 2 if u want.

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2 spots available in a kickass Pvp alliance. We are top 20 overall in season right now.

All we ask is 650 minimum in Pvp. If you can push higher, u get sexy favors. Pm here or on the line app if interested