That Awkward Moment When... MPQ Edition

JamieMadrox
JamieMadrox Posts: 1,798 Chairperson of the Boards
edited December 2014 in MPQ General Discussion
That awkward moment when you cascade kill the entire opposing team while trying to goon node heal X-Force in PVE.

That awkward moment when your boss asks you if you have a medical issue because you go to the bathroom for 15-20 minutes every 2.5-3 hours.

Share yours.

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  • pmorcs
    pmorcs Posts: 126 Tile Toppler
    When you're checking up on odds and ends between meetings and a co-worker sees you walking towards the stairs, staring at phone, and yells "HEY, PMORCS, WATCH OUT!!"

    Damn. I got this, man.
  • Zen808
    Zen808 Posts: 260
    ...when you realize that no amount of grinding will get you to Elektra, look at Daredevil consolation prize, say "Tinykitty that," steal your wife's iPad, and play her TsumTsum game instead.

    And she screams at you for using all her lives.
  • atomzed
    atomzed Posts: 1,753 Chairperson of the Boards
    ... When you down to one character and is one match away from killing Ares, but couldn't get the last match. Ares pull off a Sunder and killed you. You threw your phone away on the bed in anger and disgust, screaming your head off. Your wife walked in, asked what happened. You said you lost to a stupid game. She locked up the phone and said "But you won".

    And you suddenly remembered that the rules stated that you win in a tie.
  • IlDuderino
    IlDuderino Posts: 427 Mover and Shaker
    PVP tournament ends in 20 minutes and you have guests who ... just ... won't ... leave
  • bdksni1
    bdksni1 Posts: 103
    When everybody's awaiting you at dinner table while you make a last push before the event finishes.. "just one more"
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    When people talk about their addiction in a jovial way.
  • fmftint
    fmftint Posts: 3,653 Chairperson of the Boards
    when you break the game making it too easy. then break it again making it impossible, then break it again people stop earning points, then say we will look into it after the weekend
  • _RiO_
    _RiO_ Posts: 1,047 Chairperson of the Boards
    Jamie Madrox wrote:
    That awkward moment when your boss asks you if you have a medical issue because you go to the bathroom for 15-20 minutes every 2.5-3 hours.
    Technically you do; it's called an addiction... icon_e_wink.gif
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    You place xforces recovery in the farthest corner with no other yellow in sight grinning to yourself and daring the ai to somehow magically match that you sob, and after 8 cascades later the ai matches the yellow countdown tile....leaving you speechless yet not surprised with a wounded bit of pride and realizing the ai is laughing at you in binary.
  • Zen808
    Zen808 Posts: 260
    _RiO_ wrote:
    Jamie Madrox wrote:
    That awkward moment when your boss asks you if you have a medical issue because you go to the bathroom for 15-20 minutes every 2.5-3 hours.
    Technically you do; it's called an addiction... icon_e_wink.gif

    Why? Can't a dude just enjoy a high-fiber diet without people getting all judgmental?
  • JamieMadrox
    JamieMadrox Posts: 1,798 Chairperson of the Boards
    _RiO_ wrote:
    Jamie Madrox wrote:
    That awkward moment when your boss asks you if you have a medical issue because you go to the bathroom for 15-20 minutes every 2.5-3 hours.
    Technically you do; it's called an addiction... icon_e_wink.gif
    I CAN STOP WHENEVER THE TINYKITTY I WANT!
  • GTannen73
    GTannen73 Posts: 145 Tile Toppler
    ...when you pick up your phone at 7:03 to commence your final PvP push, having forgotten that you chose the time shard that ends at 7.
  • Pylgrim
    Pylgrim Posts: 2,332 Chairperson of the Boards
    That awkward moment when you cast World Rupture, wait two turns, cast Battleplan and are pretty happy to see that the strike tiles are well spaced and hard to match and most of your WR countdown tiles are still intact and then you pass the turn and stare in disbelief as the Ai casts friggin Lightning Strike Teamup that removes with clinical precision all three strike tiles and causes a cascade that obliterates 90% of the WR tiles.
  • wymtime
    wymtime Posts: 3,762 Chairperson of the Boards
    GTannen73 wrote:
    ...when you pick up your phone at 7:03 to commence your final PvP push, having forgotten that you chose the time shard that ends at 7.

    When you go to open MPQ with 10 min left in PVP on and android phone and it won't load. Your only hope is to restart you phone and hope it loads in time to play 1 last match because you are in 11th place and 10th place is only a couple points ahead of you.
    I hat my android

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