The Twelve Days of MPQ

rixmith

The discussion about getting 20 ISO for repeating a level 300 Gauntlet node put me in the holiday spirit. And because every subject requires its own 12 Days of Christmas parody:

On the first day of Christmas, MPQ gave to me
20 ISO for beating a node.

On the second day of Christmas MPQ gave to me
Two Protect Tiles and
20 ISO for beating a node

On the third day of Christmas MPQ gave to me
Three Damage Buffs
Two Protect Tiles and
20 ISO for beating a node

On the fourth day of Christmas MPQ gave to me
Four WHALES! Team Ups
Three Damage Buffs
Two Protect Tiles and
20 ISO for beating a node

On the fifth day of Christmas MPQ gave to me
Five Gold Tokens
Four WHALES! Team Ups
Three Damage Buffs
Two Protect Tiles and
20 ISO for beating a node

On the sixth day of Christmas MPQ gave to me
Six new PvE modes
Five Gold Tokens
Four WHALES! Team Ups
Three Damage Buffs
Two Protect Tiles and
20 ISO for beating a node

On the seventh day of Christmas MPQ gave to me
Seven Attack Tiles
Six new PvE modes
Five Gold Tokens
Four WHALES! Team Ups
Three Damage Buffs
Two Protect Tiles and
20 ISO for beating a node

On the eighth day of Christmas MPQ gave to me
Eight Aggressive Recons
Seven Attack Tiles
Six new PvE modes
Five Gold Tokens
Four WHALES! Team Ups
Three Damage Buffs
Two Protect Tiles and
20 ISO for beating a node

On the ninth day of Christmas MPQ gave to me
Nine Five Way Matches
Eight Aggressive Recons
Seven Attack Tiles
Six new PvE modes
Five Gold Tokens
Four WHALES! Team Ups
Three Damage Buffs
Two Protect Tiles and
20 ISO for beating a node

On the tenth day of Christmas MPQ gave to me
Ten Badass Beast Buffs
Nine Five Way Matches
Eight Aggressive Recons
Seven Attack Tiles
Six new PvE modes
Five Gold Tokens
Four WHALES! Team Ups
Three Damage Buffs
Two Protect Tiles and
20 ISO for beating a node

On the eleventh day of Christmas MPQ gave to me
Eleven Crushing Cascades
Ten Badass Beast Buffs
Nine Five Way Matches
Eight Aggressive Recons
Seven Attack Tiles
Six new PvE modes
Five Gold Tokens
Four WHALES! Team Ups
Three Damage Buffs
Two Protect Tiles and
20 ISO for beating a node

On the twelfth day of Christmas MPQ gave to me
Twelve 4-Thor covers
Eleven Crushing Cascades
Ten Badass Beast Buffs
Nine Five Way Matches
Eight Aggressive Recons
Seven Attack Tiles
Six new PvE modes
Five Gold Tokens
Four WHALES! Team Ups
Three Damage Buffs
Two Protect Tiles and
20 ISO for beating a node

Unknown

More like twelve green Beast covers amirite guys

JamieMadrox

gamar wrote:

More like twelve green Beast covers amirite guys

12 Moonstone covers

Unknown

Nah, It is supposed to escalate, I think the OP has the flavor correct.