Ho Lee Phuk :New alliance recruiting

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edited December 2014 in MPQ Alliances
Hello there, my name is TheUnwiseOne. You may know me, you may not, but really you should. I'm like uber famous around these parts. Some of you may even worship me, and others may have gazed upon my nude photos i send to those forumites i like. And yes,it really is that green.

Anyhoo, DjangoUnbuffed, the alliance i helped build to what it is today, a mental institute full of crazy people has booted me for sending erotic material to Hailmary's mother......and father. So i need your help to form a new alliance full of misfits,outcasts,and s.t.d. collectors. There are no rules except u must be active in pvp. (pve can crawl up my bumhole and die, like many many hamsters)

I care not for your roster, unless its really really ****. We can start out small and in turn, we will only improve, or get much much worse. That's the beauty of it, I DON'T KNOW **** I AM DOING. But in all seriousness, if you wanna join and have some fun then here are the rules:

1: must have Line Chat so i can stalk and send nudes
2: must be active in pvp
3: must rate above a 7/10 on the sexy scale
5: there is no 4

For those that i like, and those that are as funny, dirty, sexy as me, i shall make u my number 2 (lol poop jokes)

PLEASE PRIVATE MSG ME OR SEND ME A MSG ON LINE CHAT UNDER THE SAME NAME

Comments

  • Unknown
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    I think I would be a good fit. I took this guy's advise, https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... ref=stream and maxed my Bagman and got the 5 green for Beast. I must not be a good player though because I don't win a lot of matches. I keep getting beat by this HIPDUDEWITHGLASSES, guy. I think he's a cheater. Anyway, I look forward to joining your team.
  • Unknown
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    SOMEONE PLEASE JOIN MY TEAM. ANYONE. DON'T MAKE ME **** MYSELF OUT ON FACEBOOK.
  • jimstarooney
    jimstarooney Posts: 576 Critical Contributor
    Whats your team like? We have some top players and are lookin to integrate any top players into ours
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    jimstarooney wrote:
    Whats your team like? We have some top players and are lookin to integrate any top players into ours
    My team,like my body, is amazing.
  • Unknown
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    I heard you were turning away former Onslaught players because they were not good enough for your alliance.

    How hard is it...to get into your alliance?
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    stephen43084 wrote:
    I heard you were turning away former Onslaught players because they were not good enough for your alliance.

    How hard is it...to get into your alliance?
    You have to be really really hard, like super hard.
  • Mung_Lover
    Mung_Lover Posts: 10
    I am a frequent player looking to join an active alliance. I am new to this forum so I cannot PM people to ask if I may join. I am in the process of bulking up my team I have Nick Fury 108, Invisible Woman 74, Hulk 68, Thor Modern 53 as my top 4 so as I said need bulking up but I am very active. I am also occasionally will to spend money to bulk up as needed.
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    Mung_Lover wrote:
    I am a frequent player looking to join an active alliance. I am new to this forum so I cannot PM people to ask if I may join. I am in the process of bulking up my team I have Nick Fury 108, Invisible Woman 74, Hulk 68, Thor Modern 53 as my top 4 so as I said need bulking up but I am very active. I am also occasionally will to spend money to bulk up as needed.
    Join away, team name is Ho Lee Phuk

    this is true
  • Unknown
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    If u join,ill give u free candy and u can take a ride with me in my icecream van with blacked out windows.
  • Unknown
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    Those tootsie rolls tasted worse than that lemon snow cone you gave me.

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