What I've learned about the average MPQ player from forums

MojoWild

So... a tongue in cheek view of what I usually find in the forums:

The latest PVP gives me covers I want/need:
D3 is the best! I love D3!
Latest PVP gives me covers I have:
D3 is the worst! TINYKITTY THIS! I will now rage! I hate D3! Obviously no one else needs these covers!
or I will now demonstrate my arrogance by proclaiming my relief about how I can now sleep through this PVP without worry.

A day goes by with no server outage:
I'm so happy to be playing MPQ. I don't even think about the fact that the server hasn't gone down. Yay D3!
Five minutes into a server outage:
OMG!!! What is wrong with you D3! Why can't you get your act together?! When will you come back up? Where are the mods?!!

Opening a token you want/need:
Yesss!!! I finally got that Yellow Sentry I've been pining for. Now I don't have to spend that HP!
Opening a token you don't want/need:
Another tinykitty Moonstone?! I seriously... I just... I... Augh!

Tournament or Event with a favorable end time:
Meh. I'm cool with that.
Tournament or Event with a bad end time:
OMG why can D3 not work around MY schedule?! What, are they trying to cater to all the millions of players or just me?! Huh? Huh?

Anyhoo, just a little humor for your day. Don't stress about things too much.

Unknown

Yeah, you gotta pick your battles. Complaining about everything accomplishes just as much as complaining about nothing.