In the carpool ride today

fight4thedream
fight4thedream GLOBAL_MODERATORS Posts: 1,963 Chairperson of the Boards
edited October 2014 in MPQ General Discussion
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Thanos: You seem in unusually high spirits this morning, Doom. Did you get lucky last night or something?

Doctor Doom: Ha! Unlike you Thanos, Doom is no "sucker for love." Phase 2 of OPERATION: D3'S DOOM is complete. Having locked the player base out of the leaderboards and redistributing awards from prior events, perhaps now those foolish devs will learn that one does not remove Doom from a game without seeking formal permission. Especially after having used his likeness on the start screen!

Darkseid: What are you babbling on about?

Thanos: Don't get him started, the man has become obsessed with a puzzle game.

Doctor Doom: You are one to talk, lover boy. Doom does not expect one who pines for Death to understand the pleasures of the living!

Dakseid: Is this puzzle game the reason why you have been even more irritable lately?

Doctor Doom: Perhaps. 2.5 hour refresh times in competitive player vs event modes with unreasonable scaling and haphazard buffs are truly a source of frustration for someone at Doom's level of the game. To see a player with only one cover of an essential character and a puny team of a handful of 1* and 2* characters that are not even at their max level come even close to Doom or at times even surpass Doom in ranking is truly an insult! Doom has not invested his precious time and resources to be outclassed by some peasant!

Darkseid: I have no idea what it is you are talking about.

Doctor Doom: Doom would not expect someone who has spent eons trying to figure out a simple Anti-Life Equation to grasp the inscrutability of the devs decision making process.

Darkseid: ......

Thanos: Hahahaha! These devs sound like my kind of bad!

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