This game gave me cancer

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When I downloaded this game onto my phone, I discovered a big lump in the middle of my face right between my eyes and my mouth.
Its squishy and bulbous, and I'm quite sure it's cancer from playing this game.
Another promising life ruined by greedy and incompetent programmers who think just because they can make flashy graphics and a stable play environment they can make games better than me.
What the hell are you doing? I demand full recompense and financial aid for the rest of my life, you can all obviously afford it with all the people you are scamming into buying recruit tokens.

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Hey, do you know this guy named palenoue? I think you guys would get along quite well.

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ihearthawthats wrote:

Hey, do you know this guy named palenoue? I think you guys would get along quite well.

I do believe someone is trolling the troll.