Do Yo Wanna Be A Django???

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We here at Django Incorporated are looking for 2 brand new bitchs, ummm i mean alliance members. At our headquarters, we strive for perfection[*], we work harder[*], than anyone else and we take every event way too seriously[*]. If this sounds like you, then follow these 8 simples steps for dating my teenage daughter, to apply.

1- Leave your reply down below or send a pm to myself or HailMary.
2- Tell us a little bit about yourself. Chatting is our number 1 rule.
3- Tell us your main roster. If it's IronMan 40, then you don't need to be here.
4- What is your average score in PVP? We are looking for decent scorers to replace a couple of members who died[*].
5- What are your bank details?
6- A sense of humour will get you a long way, especially if you are really really ugly.
7- Must be willing to sign a long term contract, written in blood from HailMary's single ball.
8- I don't have an 8 step

There you have it. Couldn't be simpler, so get your **** in gear and start sending those messages.

[*]LIES