DjangoUnbuffed Recruiting 1 Sexy Person

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Ok folks it's a sad day here at Django as we will be saying goodbye to a member soon. Sad day for him, happy for us, as nobody really liked him. He was like that goofy younger brother that annoyed everyone and tried too hard to be cool. He was an idiot. Yes i am talking about him in past tense as he is dead to us all now. Traitor. TRAITOR

Ok not really, we wish him the best of luck in his new alliance, but he is still not allowed to attack any Django.

So to the point of this thread. We need a new member. Someone who can score well will be a bonus as our previous dead member did. Also you must rank at least an 8/10 on my sexiness scale so i will need access to your fb account and bank accounts and where your safe is at home.

So if you are interested, then either leave your details down below or PM myself or HailMary and we will take it from there.

We are the weirdest alliance in town, who wouldn't want to join us? Except HIM, but he's dead now, so it's ok.

DEAD TO ME.....DEAD TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HairyDave

And you couldn't have driven out the traitor a few days ago while I was unattached?

I can't imagine you'll be short of applicants to join the madhouse

TheHueyFreeman

No twerk video auditioning? I am disappoint.

Unknown

Recruiting on Facebook? Gross dude. You don't know where those people have been.

They probably haven't even had all of their shots.

Unknown

Wanted to see if there were any cheaters there to help us get 1800 in each pvp, cause they are coming from somewhere.

Unknown

Google "marvel puzzle quest r55 hack" and see what comes up. They're coming from the same place they always come from - script kiddies looking to make a buck.

danikalil

Beware of FB...we found no cheaters, but tinykitty instead . We first found a player who had a remarkable roster; but, when we talked to him, we fiund out he handed over the game to his gf, who had just missed a PvP event because she didn't know where to click

Later, we added a guy who, in his second PvP with us, when we were sagging because two players were inactive, came to the chat to demand that we kick them out, when one of them was a commander

Seriously, we must be very unlucky; so many wonderful players in FB who score 1k and beyond, and we only get these guys!

elvy75

I am sexy... but seriously i am... maybe my roster is not the best ever .. like having only 141 pun, and then few in 102 zone, and some in 90 zone... but i seriously am sexy

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elvy75 wrote:

I am sexy... but seriously i am... maybe my roster is not the best ever .. like having only 141 pun, and then few in 102 zone, and some in 90 zone... but i seriously am sexy

Are you Jeremy Meeks, 'The Hot Convict'?

elvy75

hardly, I am 5.7 135lb lady, blond, so nothing of the likes of that dude

Unknown

So that tear by his eye explains why you have a slot open, right?

over_clocked

Bump in case someone wants in a top 10 alliance. You never know, right? We're already top 10 with 19 players.
So if someone is both sexy and can score 750 minimum per PvP, and plays PvE decently for new characters... Feel free to apply in-game, or PM our commanders Bowgentle, Jamie Madrox and HailMary.
Perks: your phrasing won't go unnoticed. TU1. Top 10 in Versus more often that not. Super-active LINE chatroom. Sexy teammates.
Minuses: your phrasing won't go unnoticed. TU1. Top 10 in Versus more often that not. Super-active LINE chatroom. Sexy teammates.

HairyDave

You know you could have left out most of the minuses, right?

over_clocked

HairyDave wrote:

You know you could have left out most of the minuses, right?

Depends how you look at it. Sexiness is distracting, for example, and even our own Commanders turn down LINE alerts because we're, you know, spamming the LINE chat with stickers and innuendos. Top 10 makes you highly visible, too, anyone can check and see if you are worth points in Versus

Unknown

Well I am the sexiest man alive but I am afraid my roster not so much YET.
A top 10 alliance is a dream come true so that I can have some 3* covers.

Apparently alliances want ppl to score more than 700 points to stay top 10. One thing you forget is that until we get there we have no one else to help us but you. So if you want me to hit 700+ points, take me under your protection, help me and teach me and then I will make you some profit.

Rather than having ppl who hit 700pts and quit often to find "better" alliances, have people that will grow in your alliance and then will not feel the need to leave.

Long story short... HIRE ME PLEASE I NEED THEM COVERS!

My roster is:

Storm Classic: 5/5/3 lvl 94
Wolverine Astonishing: 5/5/3 lvl 94
Thor Marvel NOW: 3/5/5 lvl 76
Invisible Woman Classic: 0/1/1 lvl 74
Captain America Modern: 5/3/5 lvl 63
Magneto Marvel NOW: 5/4/4 lvl 60
Wolverine Patch: 1/2/1 lvl 55
Moonstone Dark Avengers: 4/3/4 lvl 50
Spider-Man Classic: 1/1/1 lvl 45
Magneto Classic: 1/1/0 lvl 43
Psylocke Classic: 1/1/0 lvl 43
Doom: 1/1/0 lvl 43
The Hood Classic: 2/0/1 lvl 40
The Hulk Indestructible: 2/0/0 lvl 40
Black Widow Marvel NOW: 1/1/0 lvl 40
Captain America Steve Rogers: 1/0/0 lvl 40
Loki Dark Reign: 1/0/0 lvl 40
She-Hulk Modern: 0/1/0 lvl 40
The Punisher Dark Reign: 1/0/0 lvl 40
Thor Modern: 0/0/1 lvl 40
Black Widow Original: 5/3/1 lvl 18
Ares Dark Avengers: 1/1/1 lvl 15

It's worth a shot
In-game name: Okin107

over_clocked

Okin, you might want to join any other top 100 alliance of which there is no lack, with your roster you should be making at least 300-400 points easily enough. Improve your oBW, Ares, Wolvie, miniTorch and other strong 2*s. As for advice and tutelage, the forum folks are ready to provide those things to anyone willing to listen Please read the recent PvP guide and the awesome Polarity guide in the Tips and Guides section.

Unknown

Yeah I have done all of those. I am in a top 200 alliance but 2 leaders left the last 5 days. I hope we don't go downhill from here. I know most of the tips and types of gameplay, although I do not like to get obsessed on them, I usually play for fun along with having some goals.

The 2* are coming, I just need more ISO because I already have covers to take them all above 60 and most of them to max. All I have to do is be patient... those 3* are not easy to get hands on.

Anyway I just gave it a shot... you never know where your chances are sitting.
Good luck and see you when I get my 3* roster

Bowgentle

Hello Kitty Asics & Nike Hi There Kitty

Wouldn't it be awesome if those were real alliances instead of just a spam thread?

over_clocked

Bowgentle wrote:

Hello Kitty Asics & Nike Hi There Kitty

Wouldn't it be awesome if those were real alliances instead of just a spam thread?

There was a Man **** spam thread. You so sure, Bow?

Bowgentle

locked wrote:

Bowgentle wrote:

Hello Kitty Asics & Nike Hi There Kitty

Wouldn't it be awesome if those were real alliances instead of just a spam thread?

There was a Man **** spam thread. You so sure, Bow?

Man **** on Hello Kitties?

over_clocked

Bump.
DjangoUnbuffed looking to recruit a member for Season VI, possibly permanently, too!
Prior requirements apply: communicate when needed, score 750 in PvP, play PvE for new characters moderately, be sexy or at least think sexy thoughts!
PM commanders Jamie Madrox, HailMary or Bowgentle after Heavy Metal ends.