A long long time ago, I can still remember when that Bishop made players die
But I knew if I had a chance, I would oneshot him and dance
And maybe I’d be unstunned for a while
But September made me shiver
Worthy Cap it did deliver
Bad news on the doorstep, He’s worst than Bishop they wept!
I can’t remember how I died, I think by Mjolnir I got fried
But pick 3 PvP made me cry, The Day the Grittyshop expired
So bye bye, Mr. Overclocked Pie
Looked to play Gritty with no pity but the Gritty was dry!
And now the whales are playing 4Cap and Hawk5ye
Singing “This’ll be the day my 1 turn CD expires!”
DAZ0273 said: Mmm...so how long before we get one of those pop up stores that conveniently has Hawkeye in? Sounds like he is going to be the hot new/old thing in the 5 meta!
_Vitto said: DAZ0273 said: Mmm...so how long before we get one of those pop up stores that conveniently has Hawkeye in? Sounds like he is going to be the hot new/old thing in the 5 meta! A 5* meta dictated by a 4* passive. Legit af.
DAZ0273 said: A long long time ago, I can still remember when that Bishop made players die But I knew if I had a chance, I would oneshot him and dance And maybe I’d be unstunned for a while But September made me shiver Worthy Cap it did deliver Bad news on the doorstep, He’s worst than Bishop they wept! I can’t remember how I died, I think by Mjolnir I got fried But pick 3 PvP made me cry, The Day the Grittyshop expired So bye bye, Mr. Overclocked Pie Looked to play Gritty with no pity but the Gritty was dry! And now the whales are playing 4Cap and Hawk5ye Singing “This’ll be the day my 1 turn CD expires!”
_Vitto said: DAZ0273 said: A long long time ago, I can still remember when that Bishop made players die But I knew if I had a chance, I would oneshot him and dance And maybe I’d be unstunned for a while But September made me shiver Worthy Cap it did deliver Bad news on the doorstep, He’s worst than Bishop they wept! I can’t remember how I died, I think by Mjolnir I got fried But pick 3 PvP made me cry, The Day the Grittyshop expired So bye bye, Mr. Overclocked Pie Looked to play Gritty with no pity but the Gritty was dry! And now the whales are playing 4Cap and Hawk5ye Singing “This’ll be the day my 1 turn CD expires!” Gold.
Vins2 said: Just wiped to a Wcap,/ Hawkeye/ Jessica. 30 blue ap by turn 3 and Cap got his stun off each turn. It really just feels like another bishop but this time it's a slow death watching all the CD's resolve vs gritty/bishop wiping you out in 40s or less.Its feeling like a real uphill battle to even make it to anniversary.
bluewolf said: Worthy is broken Find a way to win? Not here.Oversensitive
Yepyep said: bluewolf said: Worthy is broken Find a way to win? Not here.Oversensitive This is the first haiku I've seen here and it sure cheered me up!