MTGPQ the movie

Mburn7 said:

I kind of see Squee as a goblin Deadpool at this point.

Wait, that's the movie.  

Deadpool:  Squee
Bartender guy:  Goblin Chainwhirler
Cable:  Goblin Piledriver

someone else finish this for me please, I'm really bad at this.

all of Deadpool's enemies are honorable Dominarian knights.  The ultimate villains of the story are Jodah and Jhoria, the good guys in mtgpq.  Squee spends the entire movie trying to break the 4th wall by blowing up everything he sees.  Everyone keeps on trying to tell Squee that that is not how you break the 4th wall but Squee doesn't get it, and he survives every explosion because he never dies.  The entire B-rated movie is nothing but explosions and fart jokes, and is frequently seen on Movie Rental stores right between Sharknado and The Room.