Who gives the joy of the best Head?

DAZ0273
DAZ0273 Posts: 12,209 Chairperson of the Boards
in MPQ General Discussion

Welcome, lovers of the Head! Yes, this is what you have been waiting for - a battle to determine Head greatness! Now before we head to the poll, you can get a head start on your favourite below if you head in that direction! Let's put our heads together and choose!

He needs no introduction I am sure having featured in the hit movie Ant Man 3! Wait, what...you didn't see that? Oh. Well you can work it out.

You know I am sure they thought having The Hulk's arch nemesis be really smart with a big head was a great concept but really, it just gives Hulk more to aim for. If the Leader truly was that smart, he would go and pick on Hawkeye or Jarvis the butler or something.

The Supreme Intelligence is not as it appears to be a giant pickle but is instead a giant HEAD...in a jar. The collective genius of an entire race and they chose that design? He looks like a blob of Galactus snot BUT don't underestimate him! He can't punch you or actually run or survive outside his jar but he is already plotting your doom!

There are some things in life which are beautiful works of art, they improve the experience of humanity and shine like treasure. This is not that of course, it is much better! The dismembered zombie head of Deadpool with a rotor blade hat. So many ideas, so little time why wait when we can smash it all together?

Ah, Deaths Head! What's cooler than a robotic bounty hunter with a giant metal skull for a head? Well if you don't want to get shot then nothing, eh?

The 1980's gave us many great things: Robots who could transform into other things being one such of these! But then somebody at Hasbro had a better idea and also access to the firms cocaine supply - Headmasters! Tiny little men who become the heads of robots! And you know which part of a toy always gets immediately lost? The tiny little man bit (I have still never found my little guy from the James Bond Aston Martin ejector seat - he ejected once and was never seen again)! But no problem - it's not like our robot has lost an important part of it or anything!

Created by Steve Gerber in the 70's, The Headmen were of course the product of many magic mushro...wait, he wasn't high?!?!? I can't explain the Headmen so I will just leave you with this from their redheaded member:

You think your life is hard but you are not Ego, the Living Planet. You never get invited to any Cosmic Tea Parties because you are a planet sized floating purple head rocking a sex pest beard. It isn't Ego's fault he is evil - look what life did to him.

Stewie Griffin has an American Football for a head which makes him different to the rest of our crew but not inferior in any way!

Legal Notice: Please note - all poll options have the same weighting for yes or no in terms of their importance to existence itself- I won't judge you! For those of you who are neutral, that is OK too - you can choose other and have your own say or just not do anything at all!

Who gives the joy of the best Head? 15 votes

M.O.D.O.K
6%
Punisher5784 1 vote
The Leader
6%
Chrynos1989 1 vote
Supreme Intelligence
0%
Headpool
13%
will7612Lacy 2 votes
Deaths Head
6%
MegaBee 1 vote
The Headmasters
6%
Timemachinego 1 vote
The Headmen
6%
bluewolf 1 vote
Ego, The Living Planet
6%
Borstock 1 vote
Stewie Griffin
6%
KGB 1 vote
Other! Give us a heads up!
40%
turbomoosePtahhotepBlazphemeSuperCarrotgarypedLuxAurae 6 votes

Comments

  • bluewolf
    bluewolf Posts: 6,967 Chairperson of the Boards
    The Headmen

    Poor Egghead would like a word.

    Also Arnim Zola who technically doesn't have a real head but who has a giant face on his chest screen.

    M.O.D.O.K. might have won but the Ant-Man live version is like one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen so I can't.

  • LavaManLee
    LavaManLee Posts: 1,896 Chairperson of the Boards
    edited 31 January 2026, 12:58

    Ummm, I clicked and thought it was a different type of poll based on the title of the thread. :-)

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 12,209 Chairperson of the Boards

    @LavaManLee said:
    Ummm, I clicked and thought it was a different type of poll based on the title of the thread. :-)

    Well there is always the "Other" option! ;) But as you are here...why not enjoy the Head available?

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 12,209 Chairperson of the Boards

    @bluewolf said:
    Poor Egghead would like a word.

    Also Arnim Zola who technically doesn't have a real head but who has a giant face on his chest screen.

    M.O.D.O.K. might have won but the Ant-Man live version is like one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen so I can't.

    Egghead!!! My god, I missed an open goal there! How could I have failed like that?

    Zola was on the list but I find him confusing as his head is in his stomach...or something...

  • Blazpheme
    Blazpheme Posts: 78 Match Maker
    Other! Give us a heads up!

    Knowhere. Dead Celestial Head.

    Folks live there, work there, shop for black market goods there, and seek out all kinds of indulgences there. That's some good head right there...

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 12,209 Chairperson of the Boards

    @Blazpheme said:
    Knowhere. Dead Celestial Head.

    Folks live there, work there, shop for black market goods there, and seek out all kinds of indulgences there. That's some good head right there...

    A worthy use of Head!

  • Alfje17
    Alfje17 GLOBAL_MODERATORS Posts: 4,355 Chairperson of the Boards

    What can I say, I liked the Patton Oswalt series.

  • LuxAurae
    LuxAurae Posts: 23 Just Dropped In
    Other! Give us a heads up!

    Move it, footballhead.

    Thank you, Helga Pataki.

  • SuperCarrot
    SuperCarrot Posts: 351 Mover and Shaker
    Other! Give us a heads up!

    I normally would go with MODOK, but I couldn’t miss an opportunity to post this lovable scamp

  • Borstock
    Borstock Posts: 3,266 Chairperson of the Boards
    Ego, The Living Planet

    @SuperCarrot said:
    I normally would go with MODOK, but I couldn’t miss an opportunity to post this lovable scamp

    What does everybody want?

  • DeNappa
    DeNappa Posts: 1,442 Chairperson of the Boards

    Do my eyes spy Orrgo the Unconquerable?! :mrgreen:

  • Ptahhotep
    Ptahhotep Posts: 477 Mover and Shaker
    Other! Give us a heads up!

    I have only one thing to say:
    “Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia”

  • SuperCarrot
    SuperCarrot Posts: 351 Mover and Shaker
    Other! Give us a heads up!

    @Borstock said:

    @SuperCarrot said:
    I normally would go with MODOK, but I couldn’t miss an opportunity to post this lovable scamp

    What does everybody want?

    Head!

    Teenage me chuckled about that dumb joke way too much.

  • turbomoose
    turbomoose Posts: 875 Critical Contributor
    Other! Give us a heads up!

    Eddie the Ed from Iron Maiden

    Honourable mention for the bouncing heads from the 80’s game Jet Set Willey

  • BriMan2222
    BriMan2222 Posts: 1,999 Chairperson of the Boards

    Hey! You can't throw other people's head, you can only throw your own head!

  • Punisher5784
    Punisher5784 Posts: 3,883 Chairperson of the Boards
    M.O.D.O.K

    Needs more head
    Okay I'm heading out

  • Chrynos1989
    Chrynos1989 Posts: 643 Critical Contributor
    edited 1 February 2026, 15:46
    The Leader

    I read the title as „Who gives best head?“ and was sure the disscusion wouldn’t be up for long…

    Btw it’s the Leader but also premium target for snipers

  • bluewolf
    bluewolf Posts: 6,967 Chairperson of the Boards
    The Headmen

    @Chrynos1989 said:
    I read the title as „Who gives best head?“ and was sure the disscusion wouldn’t be up for long…

    Careful wording is the key to success

    Between this post and anatomically correct dolls I’m forced to conclude Marvel utterly forgot this game is still running.

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