I'd like to match some MPQ tiles

We are all sad and angry right now so I thought I would write us a song to feel a tiny bit better. I hope you like (you won't!) - it is called I'd like to match some MPQ tiles*

I'd like to match MPQ some tiles, and make it lag free
And match it with @trenchdigger, @Gymp28 and obviously @Scofie.
With @Bzhai, @revskip, @slidecage and @Chrynos1989
@Blackstone, @bluewolf, @Bustapup and @Waddles_Pine
@entrailbucket, @SuperCarrot, @dianetics and @KGB
@Profshoehorn, @Borstock, @S0kun and the mighty @Megabee
Briman who has all the 2's, @BriMan2222 @Omegased, @WilliamK1983
@ThisisClemFandango and here comes Lava Man Lee @LavaManLee
@Godzillafan67, @Grantsonium. @Punter1 and @rainkingucd
@Codex, @Phumade, @batjester and poor old @Bored_steve
@ThaRoadWarrior , @Phillbert101, @itsuka7 and hey @Porkbelly! @PorkBelly
@Blazpheme, @Hellblazer666 and @Dying Legend too
The Blackbolt who rocks, of course there's one for you @BlackBoltRocks
@NMANOZ1, @JoeHandle , @Krazy and @sambrookjm
@ArchusMonk, @Zarqa this is getting harder to make names and rhyme with them
@DeNappa, @WhiteBomber @kuntilanak , @qandols , you can join in too
Maybe we might even get to finish a match before this song is through
@GrimSkald , @MCPenance and @Wolvie171
This is getting quite hard now so I think I'm nearly done
Of course there's @Hammer3001, @captainheath and @Alfje17
@PiMacleod and @Mr_F would be @Kross if not mentioned between
@skittledaddy , @Aweberman @MPQBlaine , @Daredevil217 is now gone
I think that might be that, sorry if I spelled your name wrong
Also sorry if I accidentally missed you out
But you can join us for a match of that there is no doubt!
One day we will get back to matching tiles and moaning about the Meta
But until then I hope this song makes you feel a little better
I had better mention @turbomoose for putting up with me for a few
Unity is terrible but we wont let it finish our MPQ!
So time to finish up our match, last orders this is it
But at least we can all agree Captain Avalon's costume's ****

Oh and @icarusmonkey likes to view the forums from afar but we really like you, post more coz you are a star!
@bbigler, @Pantera236 my god what have I done, I've added you both in here because you are such fun!
I made another mistake, I Forgot you!
So here's a line just for @EienRyuu
@HoundofShadow is no longer with us that is just the case
But if he was he would tell us this is all down to the player base

• Similarities with songs about certain Coca Cola products are just that, similarities and you can't prove otherwise The Coca-Cola Company! Much like your own "Dr. Pepper" what's the worst that can happen? Ha ha, tell that to your legal department!