New Character - Captain Avalon (Brian Braddock) 4*

@Scofie said:

@DAZ0273 said:
Wait what? LIFEswapping power! How did that happen?!?!? L and W aren't even close to each other on the keyboard! My wife really cannot read this. She might forgive me Creamy Lad but not this!

At least it didn't autocorrect "power" to "party"....

You don't want to let Jam Man come to a swingers party, that can get messy.*

• Sources tell me.

@DAZ0273 said:

@Chrynos1989 said:

@DAZ0273 said:

@Chrynos1989 said:

@DAZ0273 said:
So yeah, animations are sassy dance move and scone smash.

So he‘s smashing fluffy bread like Gordon Ramsey smashes salmon?

Absolutely. I have to assume he has an archenemy called Creamy Lad or Jam Man for the fury in which he is wiping that down my screen. It's personal. Especially how he does his little hand point thing on his other animation, mocking the now smashed 14th scone of the day. It is why he is banned from Cornwall and most branches of Marks & Spencer.

I hope Creamy Lad is about cream cheese or coffee, cause I‘m too terrified to actually google that

A wise choice. Creamy Lad is an omega level threat unless you know how to handle him. That sentence does not improve things. Maybe we should just concentrate on Jam Man...

I just assumed Creamy Lad was Paste Pot Pete's sidekick

@rainkingucd said:

@DAZ0273 said:

@Chrynos1989 said:

@DAZ0273 said:

@Chrynos1989 said:

@DAZ0273 said:
So yeah, animations are sassy dance move and scone smash.

So he‘s smashing fluffy bread like Gordon Ramsey smashes salmon?

Absolutely. I have to assume he has an archenemy called Creamy Lad or Jam Man for the fury in which he is wiping that down my screen. It's personal. Especially how he does his little hand point thing on his other animation, mocking the now smashed 14th scone of the day. It is why he is banned from Cornwall and most branches of Marks & Spencer.

I hope Creamy Lad is about cream cheese or coffee, cause I‘m too terrified to actually google that

A wise choice. Creamy Lad is an omega level threat unless you know how to handle him. That sentence does not improve things. Maybe we should just concentrate on Jam Man...

I just assumed Creamy Lad was Paste Pot Pete's sidekick

You would think so but that is actually Sticky White Stuff Boy. But I think there must have been a crossover at some point and also what have I done here?!?!?

Y'know it wasn't meant to go like this! I have the day off work and could have been productive whilst my new bathroom wall and shower are fitted!

I am sorry Brian, I do actually love you as a character! True story - when my son was 1 year old I commissioned the artist of comic book series Rex Mundi, Eric J to draw a picture of Captain Britain! He had it flown all the way from the USA and couriered to our house in time for a completely oblivious toddler's first birthday party. I love that piece of art although of course it is not mine. So I never intended to make your thread about wifeswapping Brian, I am sorry! In fact autocorrect is telling me wifeswapping isn't even a word but then just let me spell it that way. So I don't know where it went wrong. But it isn't you Brian. Apart from your power. How does it work?!?!?

Aside - Rex Mundi was a cool comic book (published by Image then Dark Horse) and Eric J, what an artist.

I still feel we can save this. Here are some Captain Britain villains to show he has a proper rogues gallery:

Oh. They look quite creamy and very milkable. This was a mistake.

I am particularly intrigued by JoyBoy, and how he managed to achieve super-villain-dom, as he mostly looks like his function is to be inserted somewhere…
Not sure which of them you think looks milk-able. I certainly wouldn’t want to be the one with my hands on their (presumably metaphorical) udder!

I guess that leaves Scatterbrain who has totally drunk stumbled into this but now everyone is buying her MORE drinks and hey what could possibly go wrong with her new day drinking crew? Living her BRAT life! Body bag is taking note but Joy Boy is already putting together plausible deniability for tomorrow . The Werewolf guy? He really picked the wrong room when he thought this was the Furry convention He might be OK, four arms are highly respected in the milking community. Oh and what is that thing on blue Milky lady shoulder? Is that from Return of the Jedi? Luke Skywalker was on that and he liked Blue milk which I assume is Gatecrasher’s deal and we are done here?

I’m still thinking about Numbers though.

I do think Daz could actually be on day-release from the facility, rather than ‘off work’, but I’m here for his mad ramblings and wife-swap anecdotes.
Fetch me my popcorn, my upside-down pineapple (so I’m told - google it if you’re in any doubt) and my milk churn, and let’s get ready to party!

P.S. if anyone feel like Daz is bugged, please submit a CS ticket, it’s probably all down to Unity

If the devs come here to see how he works they’ll probably run immediately and not realize he’s bugged.

So I’m going to blame you all for him only working correctly for people on the Old Engine, after 4 days go by and basically no one’s using him because his pvp is over.

He be very important after that I’m sure. Or not. I can't tell because his most interesting power doesn't work for me.

If I cared about Captain Britain, that costume being the one you have to buy would aggravate me.