[Satire] I've found a fix for the 20 ISO issue questions

Mawtful

Good new everyone! I've just discovered a way to fix the problem with asking for a 20 ISO fix. Here's how it works:

1. Play around the clock and grind like crazy for a 7 day PvE, there will probably be a few 1/1 nodes, but those others are going to be locked at 2/4 and 3/4 even though you've hit that node 16 times.
2. Come onto the forums and create a thread complaining about this.
3. Make sure you keep it bumped long enough for IceIX or Hi-Fi to acknowledge it - now these guys work for D3, not Demiurge, so it's not a dev response, but it'll have to do.
4. Get an official response like "we're looking into it" or "it's on the list", which sounds promising but is about as meaningless as 20 ISO.

~Here's the really important bit, you gotta do this right or it won't work!~

5. Just re-roll your answer.

That's it! Pretty simple, huh? If you don't like the response just say "re-roll please" and get another one. Now it's hard to say, since the real numbers are obfuscated, but it seems like meaningful responses have about a 0.03% drop rate (this is usually doubled in the lead up to a new event, but seems to drop to 0% while the event is running), so you might need to do this a fair few times.

I think you definitely want to start using this as soon as possible because it'll probably get patched out really quickly or in two years.

atomzed

I don't see any humour nor satire in your post. It was just... Tasteless.

Arondite

What's this re-roll bit? Seems like humor, but it's wasted on me.

GothicKratos

Arondite wrote:

What's this re-roll bit? Seems like humor, but it's wasted on me.

He's making a poor attempt to jab the developers over the 'latest' exploit.

GothicKratos

OJSP wrote:

GothicKratos wrote:

Arondite wrote:

What's this re-roll bit? Seems like humor, but it's wasted on me.

He's making a poor attempt to jab the developers over the 'latest' exploit.

I think we're all caught in a web of satires..